We alll love Lamborghinis,
But some of us do not tell,
Mix one with a cookie,
Its the opposite of hell.
But some of us do not tell,
Mix one with a cookie,
Its the opposite of hell.
Crazy, Crazy,Time!
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There was a young woman who's joy's
where reached with incredable poise
she could reach an orgasam, with scaresly a spasem
and fart whithout mackin a noise
where reached with incredable poise
she could reach an orgasam, with scaresly a spasem
and fart whithout mackin a noise
To paraise the celebration,
In the hope of fresh foundation,
We joined the league of nations,
For the joy of tessalation.
"A love it when a shape goes together"
In the hope of fresh foundation,
We joined the league of nations,
For the joy of tessalation.
"A love it when a shape goes together"
If you work and do your best
you will get the sack like all the rest
But if you laze, and bugger about
you will live to see the job right out
The work is hard, the pay is small
so take your time, and feck em all
Cause when your dead, you will be forgot
so don't try and do the fecking lot
Or on your tomb stone neatly lackerd
these 3 words
Just fecking knackerd
you will get the sack like all the rest
But if you laze, and bugger about
you will live to see the job right out
The work is hard, the pay is small
so take your time, and feck em all
Cause when your dead, you will be forgot
so don't try and do the fecking lot
Or on your tomb stone neatly lackerd
these 3 words
Just fecking knackerd
Feline good, Feline great, Feeding the feline makes you late,
But if instead you decide to canine it,
Any burglars will get bit.
But if instead you decide to canine it,
Any burglars will get bit.
sirius said:Whats the time?
Ten to nine,
Hang your washing on the line.
When its dry, bring it in,
Put it in the biscuit tin.
Eat a biscuit, eat a cake,
Eat your knickers by mistake!!!
Oh dear, Alex the Cat that ones for u.
See ya
sirius.
LOL,, Classic Siruis m8!
If your off
for a hilltop walk,
Make sure that
Ya take plenty of chalk
Just in case
You get stuck
You can draw
Yourself...a truck.
If you been up night and day
and the sunshines on it's way
Just sit down and rest your head
At the bottom of the garden, in the wooden shed
Once its cold, go back inside,
Close the blinds, so you can hide
Boil the Kettlel and have a brew
Go out and find somthing better to do
Like they do on " Why dont you "
and the sunshines on it's way
Just sit down and rest your head
At the bottom of the garden, in the wooden shed
Once its cold, go back inside,
Close the blinds, so you can hide
Boil the Kettlel and have a brew
Go out and find somthing better to do
Like they do on " Why dont you "
If your watching 'Why dont you'
You could be playing Buckaroo,
If your not
then stay inside,
Cos Rod, Jayne and Freddie
Are on the west side.
'Nyap, Nyap, Nyap' said Professor Yaffle.
You could be playing Buckaroo,
If your not
then stay inside,
Cos Rod, Jayne and Freddie
Are on the west side.
'Nyap, Nyap, Nyap' said Professor Yaffle.
The rain, in Staines
Stays mostly on the trains
But do not worry, and do not complain
because Ali G, is safe and dry, on his plane
I
Stays mostly on the trains
But do not worry, and do not complain
because Ali G, is safe and dry, on his plane
I
I believe in fate, especially when it is held in a small quaint community centre or school hall, and contains a buy your own veg raffle.
Do you have the time on you ?????
No.........
Time is irelivent....... Time is just a consept invented by the Swiss to sell watches
No.........
Time is irelivent....... Time is just a consept invented by the Swiss to sell watches
Popcorn, pop idol, pop tart, pop music, popping candy,........but above al else .............. Panda Pop
Indeed m8
Dunking can only lead to other bad habbit's such as.............
Nose picking..........nail bitting...........foot tapping and buying shite furniture from Ikea
M Jaxx
Dunking can only lead to other bad habbit's such as.............
Nose picking..........nail bitting...........foot tapping and buying shite furniture from Ikea
M Jaxx
Opening and closing the back of your mobile phone making that infuriating clicking noise!!!!!!
HATE IT
HATE IT
