he asked if he could be the recipient of a new brain, one with an IQ larger than his own (3), unfortunatly as you can probably tell they never did get back to him.On a lighter note though what do you think of this fathers day gift that i have found for him:
That should help him not to bump into poor unsuspecting members of the public again, it will probably come in useful at gt too, now you will all know in advance which way he is going to shimmy, no more standing on your toes!!!