Just got off the phone with a guy called "Sunny Tan"
I had to refrain from saying "So how was yer holiday?"
Anyone else got some daft ones?
I had to refrain from saying "So how was yer holiday?"
Anyone else got some daft ones?
Funny names at work
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When i used to work in the Coop Bank we were on new accounts for the Robert Owen Visa card and there was this application for a guy and his name was
Captain K Balls !
Captain K Balls !
That cant be right!!! gods honest truth, we accepted his application as well lol
mainly to see what the critter buys lololol
mainly to see what the critter buys lololol
I mentioned the other day I used to work with a Paul mycock or pull-my-cock!
he was a reet wanker n all, funny enough, he reconed he was a bouncer at weekend an one day he was bein a reet nob an the smallest kid on the site put him on his arse in front of everyone.
I nearly poo'd me pants laffin.
another fella at a different place was called Kenneth Dough.
or Ken - Do. !!
we called him nagasaki, he hated it too, so we called it him even more!!
he was a reet wanker n all, funny enough, he reconed he was a bouncer at weekend an one day he was bein a reet nob an the smallest kid on the site put him on his arse in front of everyone.
I nearly poo'd me pants laffin.
another fella at a different place was called Kenneth Dough.
or Ken - Do. !!
we called him nagasaki, he hated it too, so we called it him even more!!
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I'm working with a chinese bird in the states called Qin Held ('kinell ).... funnily enuff she prefers to be called Shirley 
).... funnily enuff she prefers to be called Shirley When i worked in the showroom downstairs we had a guy who came into buy some bathroom tiles. This guy was one of the weirdest looking guys i have ever seen. Cant quite remember wat it was but he deffo looked weird.
When it came to taking payment he chose credit card and the name on his card was "Mr Freak"
You will never understand the pain i went through to stop myself laughing at this guy but it would have meant being in serious trouble with the bosses. Although i would have loved to see them keep a striaght face
Andy
When it came to taking payment he chose credit card and the name on his card was "Mr Freak"
You will never understand the pain i went through to stop myself laughing at this guy but it would have meant being in serious trouble with the bosses. Although i would have loved to see them keep a striaght face
Andy
Some good uns here..
Theres also a chinese chap that I was working with down sarf last year called Phuoc lam, nice fella. When I first met him I made a real effort to try and pronounce his name properly, as in foo-oc .
But he corrected me and its actually pronounced fu*k. We used to enjoy shouting "Oi fu*k you getting the coffees in?" across the office
Theres also a chinese chap that I was working with down sarf last year called Phuoc lam, nice fella. When I first met him I made a real effort to try and pronounce his name properly, as in foo-oc .
But he corrected me and its actually pronounced fu*k. We used to enjoy shouting "Oi fu*k you getting the coffees in?" across the office
I know a guy called 'sh*t Dog', he used to be called Cat Dog (Dog being his surname), but he sh*t himself, so he's known as sh*t Dog. Suppose its better than Snoop Doggy Dog
*me ow woof* :|
*me ow woof* :|
there was a girl at my school that was called emma dale which was funny but what weas worse her sister was called vanessa and her initials were VD !!!
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ha, when i used to work in a call centr in town, they had some really funny names that we ahd to ask for
one of them that stuck in my head was mr brainjob!!!
i found that really funny (groan)
they had other ones like mrs brazier n stuff. we used to write them down in a book but when i left, i kinda threw it away.
one of them that stuck in my head was mr brainjob!!!
i found that really funny (groan)
they had other ones like mrs brazier n stuff. we used to write them down in a book but when i left, i kinda threw it away.
I worked for a call centre with 12million names on the database. I had to laugh when:
me: can I have your name sir
Customer: It's Chicken
hahaha I didn't even know that was a name. Mr C Chicken
a few other belters were. Miss A Minge
Mr A Bong
Mr Stoner
Mr B Prick
Almost forgot there were also 14 Bastards on the database, and no I don't mean B'stard.
me: can I have your name sir
Customer: It's Chicken
hahaha I didn't even know that was a name. Mr C Chicken
a few other belters were. Miss A Minge
Mr A Bong
Mr Stoner
Mr B Prick
Almost forgot there were also 14 Bastards on the database, and no I don't mean B'stard.
When I used to work in a customer service aircraft hangar with headsets glued to yer swede etc...
a regular caller was called Mr Wankie Wankie (Genuine).
We also had a Mr badger (his address was The Set...).
We kept a scrapbook of all the silly names
a regular caller was called Mr Wankie Wankie (Genuine).
We also had a Mr badger (his address was The Set...).
We kept a scrapbook of all the silly names
i once had to deal with a contact in USA called 'Jim Wanka' , i kid you not. i was positively cringeing when i had to ask for him in case it was some elaborate hoax, but it was genuine. perhaps it dont mean the same thing over there??
also at old jpb had a Mrs O'Nion and always used to wonder if she was really covering up the fact she was Mrs Onion?
also at old jpb had a Mrs O'Nion and always used to wonder if she was really covering up the fact she was Mrs Onion?
Check these out for customer names: -
Mr Ram Banga (I laughed hard for 5 minutes whilst trying to talk to this guy on the phone. shame he wasn't welsh)
Dr King Salami (When this guy's name popped up on screen I nearly shat meself)
Mr Richard Cheese
Miss Massif Beaver
I keep a record of any good uns.
Mr Ram Banga (I laughed hard for 5 minutes whilst trying to talk to this guy on the phone. shame he wasn't welsh)
Dr King Salami (When this guy's name popped up on screen I nearly shat meself)
Mr Richard Cheese
Miss Massif Beaver
I keep a record of any good uns.
Thought of this thread today, when a Mr Blow rang up. Chuckled me tits off. Just glad i wasnt interviewing him for a job.
Thinkin of other names, weve had the pleasure of working with Dr Oo. Great fun when you tell folk that they got an appointment with one of the timelords.
And a lady came for an eye test once and her name was... Mrs Iball
Thinkin of other names, weve had the pleasure of working with Dr Oo. Great fun when you tell folk that they got an appointment with one of the timelords.
And a lady came for an eye test once and her name was... Mrs Iball
