Funny names at work

[cam]

its not at work but i used to know a lad called john johnstone and we all called him fawkes ( as in guy fawkes john johnstone)

anyway his names not funny but the fact he was a scally and constantly stopped by the law was cause he'd get taken in for giving them a false name when he gave them his real name !!!!!

 

[nupski]

got an email from a lad called tony watt today (as in T.Watt)

oddly enuff he prefers to be called anthony lol

 

[djperkins]

Th earn my first dj gig bACK IN 92...I had to take part in a mixoff...the chap before me was called....you not ever gonna dig this...
Mick Singh...unfortunately for mick...he did not win..and despite the best efforts from his crew, to put me off my stride with banter and insults to my mixing...I came out on top...and they walked home...all the way home...rather sheepishly as I recall...hahahahaha

 

[BOD]

I once worked at a place where a guys name was regularly shouted over the tannoy " Javed Iqbal contact reception please" and every time I heard it it sounded like "d'ya have a dick pal" which used to amuse me no end

 

[Sam]

My mate Jim used to work in a call centre and said that a guy called Peewee rang up. No surname or Mr. attached... just Peewee.

 

[Jiglo]

Mentioned this before, but there was a guy at my old place called Ed Caise