Dj M Jaxx said:
PS Ben I tried to say goodbye before i left, but you where fast asleep, and could only return the word "Butter" in reply ....FPMSL !!!
LOL LOL WTF ???
anyway got the book ere eres a few bits from it so far . .
"The not so big pink book of enormous words & meanings " lol
i have to start with a few from the relationships relavations which im sure i remeber them being acted out at some point . lol . .
number 3 - "Yes buy those £1000 racing pigeons off terry , its not too much money , it is pigeons after all !!!
real meaning - "Ohhhh how exciting , gambling what would my mother say ??? i cant wait to have to clean all the shit off the cars !!!! LOLOL
number 4 - "it would be reet grand to have your mother stay for the month yay !! "
real meaning - " i love her burnt dinners and her constant nagging , but what a cute ass ( cheeky ) LOL
and now a few handpicked words and there meanings . . lol
Duranemooooooooooo = " here goes " but with "look out below" as the best word for the next 5 mins . . lol ?????
Musa x paridasiacaphile = some one who abuses half painted tucanon bananas and LOVES IT !!! . . lol lol ????
slothman = the worlds worst superhero , wooly moth eaten , blind in one eye , glucoma in the other , fuked sense of balance so constantly walks round in circles ( good ear up ) false knee , other leg backward , one arm longer than the other , but with all this against him , all the uasual arch enemys dont bother with him presuming hell never get there !! only by this clever game plan he manages to be the only super hero to actually get there !!! and save the day , takes him a while but he gets there in the end !!its slothman speed of a slug , agility of a disabled hippo . . .
LOLOL plz someone tell me who wrote this . . . . . . theres loads more but id be ere all day . . lol
this book is gonna make dam funny readin when its finally full . . . . . be bringin it back out next GT . . lol lol