On the 1st day of christmas my osa sent to me ...

[Mesh]

On the second day of crimbo my osaer sent to me
2 vouchers for Lizzy Dukes

 

[Mesh]

3 pimletts pies
2 vouchers for Lizzy Dukes
and an Alan Partrifge DVD

 

[dannster]

HA HA this is mint!

and heres a mingin one i just made up lol

On the 12th day of Christmas my sickness gave to me

12 Bummers Bummin
11 Snipers Piping
10 Gay Lords Bleating
9 Ladies Wanking
8 Maids are Mingin
7 Swans are Dead
6 Greasy Snails
5 MOULD RINGS
4 Mingin burps
3 Stench Dens
2 Turtled Duds
and Fartage in a Burp Weeeeeee ha haha

 

[ste huxley]

4 sayers pasties
3 pimletts pies
2 vouchers for Lizzy Dukes
and an Alan Partrifge DVD

 

[ste huxley]

lmao

HA HA this is mint!

and heres a mingin one i just made up lol

On the 12th day of Christmas my sickness gave to me

12 Bummers Bummin
11 Snipers Piping
10 Gay Lords Bleating
9 Ladies Wanking
8 Maids are Mingin
7 Swans are Dead
6 Greasy Snails
5 MOULD RINGS
4 Mingin burps
3 Stench Dens
2 Turtled Duds
and Fartage in a Burp Weeeeeee ha haha

 

[Mesh]

5 bags of Greeeeeeeeen

4 sayers pasties
3 pimletts pies
2 vouchers for Lizzy Dukes
and an Alan Partrifge DVD
__________________

 

[Mesh]

the scouse version

12 knock- off hi-fis
11 kids to different dads
10 hubcaps robbed
9 curly wigs
8 scouse tashes
7 shell suits
6 carm downs
5 sovereign riiiiings(laaa)
4 baz and tezs
3 giros
2 asbos
and a fiddle on the gas and lekkeeeeeee

 

[fugjostle]

2 vouchers for Lizzy Dukes

PMSL

6 Goblin Meat Pies

 

[dannster]

12 knock- off hi-fis
11 kids to different dads
10 hubcaps robbed
9 curly wigs
8 scouse tashes
7 shell suits
6 carm downs
5 sovereign riiiiings(laaa)
4 baz and tezs
3 giros
2 asbos
and a fiddle on the gas and lekkeeeeeee

hehe! - I could actually hear you sing that then!

 

[Mesh]

hehe! - I could actually hear you sing that then!

Could ya??...have you been staying in my shed again

 

[Mesh]

7 Kappa trackies
6 Goblin meat pies
5 bags of Greeeeeeeeen

4 sayers pasties
3 pimletts pies
2 vouchers for Lizzy Dukes
and an Alan Partrifge DVD
__________________

 

[dannster]

Could ya??...have you been staying in my shed again

Aye Brrrrrrrrrr it's bloody cold in ere but at least ya sorted t'internet access out nice one

 

[li'l Sonz]

i think mesh and dannsters are the top two at the minute! good effort guys!!!!

xx

 

[Vickles]

12 knock- off hi-fis
11 kids to different dads
10 hubcaps robbed
9 curly wigs
8 scouse tashes
7 shell suits
6 carm downs
5 sovereign riiiiings(laaa)
4 baz and tezs
3 giros
2 asbos
and a fiddle on the gas and lekkeeeeeee

lolololol made me chuckle that, spesh the last line, good one

 

[jenwah]

and a fiddle on the gas and lekkeeeeee!!!! hahahaha pmsl @ that tbh, thats mint!!!

and dannst, that mings...lol

awesome!

 

[grover]

i was thinking of famous people but only got to 5 lol




5 gold fingers!!!

4 douglas hurds'

3 nigel bens'

2 brian cloughs'

alan partridge and john pertwee

:$

 

[ste huxley]

lol Grover ok

6 engelbert humperdincks

 

[doolz]

fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive cantonaaaaaaaaaaaas
four cantonas
three cantonas
two cantonas
and a french twat in a fishing boat

this endings better