Opening up the caf for Monday morning

[The Frog Meister]

Good Moring Worms your honours,

And how is everything this morning? I see that you are are forming at the mouth waiting for the caf to open and tuck into that breakfast.....

Well you are going to have to give me a minute because the caf is not ready yet!

So just stand there I'll only be a minute

PS I have over a 1000 posts MAD!

 

[butty]

int it mate ur officially the boards first board addict. wll done

my weekend was a bit crazy went out on satday night n am still out now. my mouth feels like ive been chewing glass n the weekend is a bit of a blur.

hang on a min. thikn i was dunking jaffa cakes in wine at sum point. sum 1's not gonna b a happy chappy innit m jaxx

 

[glazzy]

dunkin jaffa cakes in wine:S i heard that some were b4...surely it's got something to do with Joker!!!!

jayne x

 

[The Frog Meister]

LOL!

Cool I'm the first addict Board that is! YEY YEY YEY

Tea or coffee boss?

I guess that you are going to need that headache tablet!

 

[Joker Jen]

dunkin jaffa cakes in wine:S i heard that some were b4...surely it's got something to do with Joker!!!!

jayne x

Was indeed m8 there was a few of us at Tonks n it was my bright idea 2 give it a try, I liked it tho'!!!! Will be dunkin more often!!!

*Joker runs 4 the hills!!!*

 

[The Frog Meister]

Was indeed m8 there was a few of us at Tonks n it was my bright idea 2 give it a try, I liked it tho'!!!! Will be dunkin more often!!!

*Joker runs 4 the hills!!!*

*Starts stacking up the tables against the wall!*

Oh God Jaxx is going to throw a PADDY!!!!

Oh, tea or coffee?

 

[Joker Jen]

neither wine pwease u got any jaffas???

J/J it's way 2 early 4 wine I'll have a tea cheers!!!

 

[The Frog Meister]

With you I'm never sure if it's to early to have wine or not! you tend to be really bad in that respect!

* Hands over tea...* What you havign Glazzy? Jaxx? Butty? and who ever is still hesitating entering!

 

[glazzy]

i'll have a cup of tea please m8

does the weather make any1 feel depressed??
or is it just me??

jayne x

 

[Joker Jen]

Nah it's not jus u m8, if it's grey n gloomy the whole world seems s**te but if it's bright n sunny then the worlds great!!! Won't be long b4 the summer jus keep ur chin up!!

 

[The Frog Meister]

i'll have a cup of tea please m8

does the weather make any1 feel depressed??
or is it just me??

jayne x

* hands over tea*

Nah the weather is depressing everyone! This morning it was sunny then just cloudy again!!! I do wish it would mak eup it's mind!!!

Oh well.... I need to pop off for a while because I need to rreboot!

 

[glazzy]

i'm seriously thinkin about gettin my heat lamp and a beach towel and a bit of suntan lotion(just for the smell effect)and sunbathing in the living room, i'll have to buy some false tan for afterwards too

jayne x

 

[butty]

lol im currently at tonksis drinkin gin n juice - joker is it ur gin that u left?? if so hope ya dont mind me givin it a whirl - dont know when to stop sumtimes me. coyle n t r kippin hard now wheres that razor

 

[The Frog Meister]

And you are going to do what with the razor? * Beebock imagines Tonks and Coyle bald!!!!!!*

Glazzy, come down here, it's a bit tempermental, but the weather is niceer, and the beach is all of 200 yards away!

* hands over jaffas *

 

[Joker Jen]

lol im currently at tonksis drinkin gin n juice - joker is it ur gin that u left?? if so hope ya dont mind me givin it a whirl - dont know when to stop sumtimes me. coyle n t r kippin hard now wheres that razor

tis indeed seein as it's u help urself!!! There's a razor in the bathroom I think!!! U gonna shve em both?

 

[glazzy]

nice 1 beebock...mmm a beech.... and i was gonna use salt to get the sand effect

jayne x

 

[butty]

tis indeed seein as it's u help urself!!! There's a razor in the bathroom I think!!! U gonna shve em both?

cheers im off 2 fill up me glass again

could prolly take there eyebrows clean off duncan goodhew stylee without em even noticin lol. although i couldnt do that to em now could i

 

[The Frog Meister]

* looks out of office window * Well there is no one on the beach and the sun has just shown himself!

and NOT ONE OF YOU HAS COMMENTED ON MY NEW SIG!!!!!

 

[Joker Jen]

cheers im off 2 fill up me glass again

could prolly take there eyebrows clean off duncan goodhew stylee without em even noticin lol. although i couldnt do that to em now could i

Go on I'd help u out if I was there. They'll have grown back a bit by weekend!!!!

Failin that why not give a clean shave???

 

[The Frog Meister]

I move for the clean shave ( and take pictures!) then I'll be able to kill myself laughing!

muuhauhauhuahuahahua

That sounds liek such a good idea!!!! SHAVE THE BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!



Actually Butty onyl shave half their eyebrows! Like shave the left hand side on the rigght eyebrow and the right hand side on the left eyebrow are is that too complicated?