(wanders in)
waiter ummmmm waiter!!!
hey waiiiiiiterrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
can i have a glass of water plz??? im on a new tablet
to stop me from smokin cause nicorette r shit!
is there a none smokin section plz?
(sits down at table an looks at menu)
can i have the fruit salad plz? no cream for me tho on diet
(wispers about smugglin some cream under the fruit for an extra couple of quid)
sorry i aint been in for a while
been hell of a busy week and its only just started
is there anywhere i can put me feet up???
lovly cafe btw beebock
u done great whats the takins like in here? need any extra help?
an whats all this about dunkin jaffas in wine???? ewwww :S