Post a photo of yourself thread........

[CANO ...]

Best post of 08

So far

Well chuck it's lorra lorra difficulty choosing.... so here's our Graham with the rundown...

Well Miss Ladyb1itz will you...

Go for Number 1 - our Postie who when he isn't striking at the drop of the hat drops his kecks at the drop of a kebab. He's a mean Detroit Spinner but will he keep working his way back to YOU babe ?

Or perhaps Number 2, Buzz the OSA resident wideboy Saaavener ? His Cockney charm will make your heart melt, your temperature rise & bring on bouts of head-twirling dizziness... & after you are completely knocked out by his Rohypnol cocktails he'll nick your purse !

Or finally what about our Scaaaas scamp Mr Ben, that famous Liverpudlian Scouse wit, charm & humour are just a few things that our Huyton hero is missing ! He is rumoured however to be able to suck his own... but coming in at 3 foot 6 that just means he's hung like a Chinese gerbil.

The choice Miss Ladyb1itz.... is YOURS

 

[Jiglo]

Best post of 08

So far

Defo!

 

[mr ben]

Defo!

shooms that is absolutly brilliant mate and the funniest thing ive read on here for ages lol ............

however we both know i stand a good foot taller than you and you must be 4 foot 9 at least ..........


so while your down there

 

[ladyb1itz]

Well chuck it's lorra lorra difficulty choosing.... so here's our Graham with the rundown...

Well Miss Ladyb1itz will you...

Go for Number 1 - our Postie who when he isn't striking at the drop of the hat drops his kecks at the drop of a kebab. He's a mean Detroit Spinner but will he keep working his way back to YOU babe ?

Or perhaps Number 2, Buzz the OSA resident wideboy Saaavener ? His Cockney charm will make your heart melt, your temperature rise & bring on bouts of head-twirling dizziness... & after you are completely knocked out by his Rohypnol cocktails he'll nick your purse !

Or finally what about our Scaaaas scamp Mr Ben, that famous Liverpudlian Scouse wit, charm & humour are just a few things that our Huyton hero is missing ! He is rumoured however to be able to suck his own... but coming in at 3 foot 6 that just means he's hung like a Chinese gerbil.

The choice Miss Ladyb1itz.... is YOURS

ha ha thats well wicked shooms!!! however how cud i pick just one... fook it im new here dont wanna offend anyone ...lets just party!!! xx

 

[misstickle]

Well chuck it's lorra lorra difficulty choosing.... so here's our Graham with the rundown...

Well Miss Ladyb1itz will you...

Go for Number 1 - our Postie who when he isn't striking at the drop of the hat drops his kecks at the drop of a kebab. He's a mean Detroit Spinner but will he keep working his way back to YOU babe ?

Or perhaps Number 2, Buzz the OSA resident wideboy Saaavener ? His Cockney charm will make your heart melt, your temperature rise & bring on bouts of head-twirling dizziness... & after you are completely knocked out by his Rohypnol cocktails he'll nick your purse !

Or finally what about our Scaaaas scamp Mr Ben, that famous Liverpudlian Scouse wit, charm & humour are just a few things that our Huyton hero is missing ! He is rumoured however to be able to suck his own... but coming in at 3 foot 6 that just means he's hung like a Chinese gerbil.

The choice Miss Ladyb1itz.... is YOURS

haha funny as...

But Ladyb1itz meet your suprise contestant, all the way from Middle Earth...

Shooms

Dont be put off by the this stud muffin's height, what he lacks in size he makes up for in circumferance. His favourite film is Basic Instinct. He'll have you believe he is OSA's answer to Russel Brand, but realistically resembles the late Bernard Manning. For the past 6 months they have bedded the same amount of women too...

 

[Jiglo]

pmsl

 

[Shooms]

haha funny as...

But Ladyb1itz meet your suprise contestant, all the way from Middle Earth...

Shooms

Dont be put off by the this stud muffin's height, what he lacks in size he makes up for in circumferance. His favourite film is Basic Instinct. He'll have you believe he is OSA's answer to Russel Brand, but realistically resembles the late Bernard Manning. For the past 6 months they have bedded the same amount of women too...

Touche....

I'm just off to self-harm & stuff my fingers down my thoat to yak me dinner up...

2008 mantra... i WILL regain my once stocky yet toned phsyique... i WILL regain my once stocky yet toned phsyique... i WILL regain my once stocky yet toned phsyique... i WILL regain my once stocky yet toned phsyique...

 

[Ed]

Touche....

I'm just off to self-harm & stuff my fingers down my thoat to yak me dinner up...

For those new to the site and Shoom, that's code for thrashing one out and self fisting.

 

[misstickle]

lol this is the funniest thread in ages...

Aww shoomie, you know i didnt mean it...well...not all of it lol

Ladyb1itz, they're all great really and a good looking bunch of twats too, you could do a lot worse than any of them tbh..

I've flashed my tits at every single one of them, they're that hot......






















...all except Buzz lol

 

[Antz]

Heres a normalish one

 

[Doddy]

pmsl Quality

 

[U31]

New years eve just after 12.. gramme of Charles, gramme of William, £10 of red aftershock & £40 of Vodka.
Me on left, mate Roy on right. Yes i was 'kin wrecked!

 

[ladyb1itz]

whoo hooo!!



cheers hun this is fun.... hot guys, girls flashin tits, banter and all things old skool..... ohh im pinchin myself to see if its all a dream cos it all sounds too good to be true !! xxxx xxxx

nice to meet everyone anyway!!! mwah xx xxx

 

[Michie]

Well chuck it's lorra lorra difficulty choosing.... so here's our Graham with the rundown...

Well Miss Ladyb1itz will you...

Go for Number 1 - our Postie who when he isn't striking at the drop of the hat drops his kecks at the drop of a kebab. He's a mean Detroit Spinner but will he keep working his way back to YOU babe ?

Or perhaps Number 2, Buzz the OSA resident wideboy Saaavener ? His Cockney charm will make your heart melt, your temperature rise & bring on bouts of head-twirling dizziness... & after you are completely knocked out by his Rohypnol cocktails he'll nick your purse !

Or finally what about our Scaaaas scamp Mr Ben, that famous Liverpudlian Scouse wit, charm & humour are just a few things that our Huyton hero is missing ! He is rumoured however to be able to suck his own... but coming in at 3 foot 6 that just means he's hung like a Chinese gerbil.

The choice Miss Ladyb1itz.... is YOURS

PMSL thats the funniest thing ive read in ages

Welcome aboard Ladyblitz, where are ya from, your face is familiar xx

 

[mjnorth]

This is me and tony below!

Im the 1 one the left!!

 

[Buzz]

lol this is the funniest thread in ages...

Aww shoomie, you know i didnt mean it...well...not all of it lol

Ladyb1itz, they're all great really and a good looking bunch of twats too, you could do a lot worse than any of them tbh..

I've flashed my tits at every single one of them, they're that hot......

...all except Buzz lol

Hmmm, nasty comment

U know that hurts me bad





Funny as fuck Shooms and tickle, the wierd thing is that when i was reading those lines I actually read it in my head with a Cilla Black voice! and that made it even more funny HAHA

P.S Sounded like Mr Ben

Pick Buzz....Pick Buzz

 

[misstickle]

Hmmm, nasty comment

U know that hurts me bad





Funny as fuck Shooms and tickle, the wierd thing is that when i was reading those lines I actually read it in my head with a Cilla Black voice! and that made it even more funny HAHA

P.S Sounded like Mr Ben

Pick Buzz....Pick Buzz

I'd pick Buzz....


















only coz he's the only one left that hasnt seen my boobies

love ya cockney

 

[mr ben]

Hmmm, nasty comment

U know that hurts me bad





Funny as fuck Shooms and tickle, the wierd thing is that when i was reading those lines I actually read it in my head with a Cilla Black voice! and that made it even more funny HAHA

P.S Sounded like Mr Ben

Pick Buzz....Pick Buzz

r ey buzz yer cant say dat ,yer hav'n half hert me feelins there lad..... ;

 

[Shooms]

r ey buzz yer cant say dat ,yer hav'n half hert me feelins there lad..... ;

I still love you softlaaaa'

Not as much as I love Duke mind... he's king of the post midnight shoutbox pussy prowl

 

[Benny-Advocaat]

:| :| :|

phew you just made me panic and break out in in a cold sweat cos my twat mite be showin.... but thankfully its all ok.... i can confirm its def shadow... tut tut stop lookin that closely !!!! xx

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