Proper Intro!!!

[Pixie]

Nice one Pixie,

I have been also decided that i am going to stay away from the post man as well, you never now how it is going to be

Have got room for another on that Chair??:$ :$

I also have a grand bottle vodka here? are you interstead?

Cheers hun *hug* I'm always interested in vodka - I mean, is a fish waterproof!?? Isn't there always just one shoe in the road!??
Some things are just as important as life it's self - and vodka is one of them !!

*Pixie pulls up another chair for her new bezzie mate Rach*

 

[butty]

*Pixie pulls up another chair for her new bezzie mate Rach*

mind if i sit on yer knees :$ :$

 

[woody]

Re: Re: Intro

Oh dear oh dear oh dear....now you've opened the flood gates !!! lol. You shouldn't have asked him that one babes !!!

I'll tell you the truth about Woody - he looks like Fred West, he hangs about with people who shag small girls on hessian sacks and all his post is delivered wrapped in brown paper !! lol.

just kidding Woody babes !!!

*ahem*

just thought i'd clear a few things up.
1) sorry for not replying earlier miss rachel but some of us have to work
2) i am extremely good lookin
3) i am hung like a llama (hence the references)
4) the white stuff you need to be wary of is definately not spit
5) Backstabber Butty is going to have his set sabotaged tonight by a mystery sabotager
6) i am really really luvly
7) so ner
8) i am a compulsive liar
9) i an a millionaire
10) grad - i'll have you next time too.

so, now that we've got that cleared up, when can i take you out honey, i know this great little chinese

his names Jet Li LOL

gotta go now kids, apparently i've got to watch some Sh*tty Djs tonight somewhere. Rick somebody & buffy the vinyl slayer or summat - who knows eh

ps Rachel, what Butty/Buffy (whatever) meant to say but totally lacked the accent is

"how YOU doin??"

 

[Pixie]

mind if i sit on yer knees :$ :$

What, again ...course you can my sweet....only if I can sit on yours after :

 

[fugjostle]

ROFLMAO @ Butty the vinyl slayer

pure genius

Butty m8, what would you like to know about me?

I'm a capricorn, hazel eyes that are some time green. I'm a smoker.. wltm single female (species not important) preferably alive but not not a necessity. Into S&M, WS, etc etc (this is getting less funny and more sad as I continue).

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Fug

 

[Phil]

ha ha ha..

Just been reading through the past few pages of posts, you guys had me in stitches!...

A welcome return from the queen of OSA, Pixie who's been away for a few days... welcome back hun, nice to see you're on top "mistress" form!.

Now get me a vodka (triple), I feel a session coming on....

Phil
(just back from the pub, and rarin' to go!)

 

[Rachel]

Seems like i have missed a lot while i have been away

Pixie is that Chair still nice and warm for me?
are we about to crack open that vodka??

Woodey i can really tell that the liars are deffo coming out now!!

 

[sweet sensation]

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... but you'll probably meet me one day at a GT

Bloody hell fuggy...you feeling allright ??!!

and know me to be a great big dirty lier

Aha all is explained !!

Oh btw welcome Rachel...more girlies...woo hoo !!

Sweet xx

 

[fugjostle]

hehe sweets, you've been with grad too long

I've decided that I'm going to come to a GT but I'm still debating on what to do when I get there if ya follow me

Also I have to decide how the hell to get there and get back.

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Fug

 

[sweet sensation]

hehe sweets, you've been with grad too long

Hee hee !! Youre telling me mate !!

I've decided that I'm going to come to a GT but I'm still debating on what to do when I get there if ya follow me

Also I have to decide how the hell to get there and get back.

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Fug

Im sure peeps will help you make your mind up !!!

But dont you just live round the corner from there mate ????

Be wicked to see you again was just saying to grad last night...you should come for a visit to the big smoke...you can come and stay in our new flat !!!! watch grad panic like f**k at that last sentence !!!

Sweet xx

 

[fugjostle]

heh

Yeah I live in Sheffield which is only about 15 miles away from Leeds (give or take a few). I don't have a car at the moment but I'm looking for one. I could probably get there no problem just not sure how to get back.

How many get pissed and... I'm going to take this elsewhere if ya follow me

As grad has no doubt told you I'm pants at making arrangements but I'd love to come down to london. I'm going on a training course in London in September, maybe we could all meet up for a bevy or 2?

If your ever in the neighbourhood let me know I can happily accomadate you both.

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Fug

 

[sweet sensation]

heh

How many get pissed and... I'm going to take this elsewhere if ya follow me

hee hee !! I understand completely hun

As grad has no doubt told you I'm pants at making arrangements but I'd love to come down to london. I'm going on a training course in London in September, maybe we could all meet up for a bevy or 2?

If your ever in the neighbourhood let me know I can happily accomadate you both.

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Fug

Deffo that would be cool

....oh yeah and how are you gonna accomodate us both fuggy ??!!

Sweet xx

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Tee Hee

LMFAO @ Woody, Butty ( Buffy ) & Fuggie

You sad old men trying to impress the new one ( J/Jokin chaps )

Top old laugh at your tomfooleries though, keep up the good work.....And keep off mi Jaffas, or i'll set the dogs on the lot a ya

Rachel, dont trust any of em hun, there all fat old working mens club members, with an eye for the game of domino's and a taste for warm beer pet

I sould know....... I captain the team......

 

[Rachel]

It looks like me i should not be trusting anybody!!!

I don't know who i am talking to, and what type of people they are if you know what i mean

 

[pacman]

PMSL @ the cheese purveyance of certain people in this thread, its like a fekkin edam factory!!!!!

 

[Shooms]

LMFAO @ this thread heh heh

BTW - welcome welcome Rachel ! Sounds like ya fitting in famously in here (for which I question ya sanity !!).

So my own welcome:

*ahem*

I'm Shoom from the south coast,
And while I'm modest I gotta boast
That I'm hung like a dormouse in the cold
I'm handsome like Beardsley when he's old
My ass is fat & round
And my gut drags on the ground

Peace comingatcha

Only joking - I'm more handsome than Brad Pitt,
And my bod is ten times as fit,
So if I don't give you my number you'll be in tears
Coz I have a ten inch tongue & I can breath thru my ears !

 

[Rachel]

Shoolmster,

I you are fitter then Braf Pitt,and you are hung bigger then a horse then PM and i will give you my number

I am willing to travel down to south coast at any time you like!

 

[fugjostle]

LMAO !!!!

Coz I have a ten inch tongue & I can breath thru my ears !

You can't buy class


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Fug

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Coz I have a ten inch tongue & I can breath thru my ears !

Nice 1 shoomie m8....... can you pop round mine tomorrow fella.....I'ts just, I got this bit of lime scale on the bottom of mi toilet U-bend. Toilet brush wont shift it, but it sounds like you got just the type of natural cleaning utencil im looking for ther chap

 

[Tonksi]

PMSL @ the cheese purveyance of certain people in this thread, its like a fekkin edam factory!!!!!

muhahahahaha
As usual Im late with the welcomes.....
Ey up Rachel welcome to the board
PS How mint did Bowlers used to be eh? (scale of 1 to 10 applies)....
Dont grade it over 10 cause it wud ruin me calculations on me 'Bowlers greatness' pie chart...:|