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Chav-ville Droylsden, innit!
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LOL! I get married in exactly 2 hours and 40 minutes! :luv:

I've got to check into the Hotel where we're staying tonight at about 2pm.

Ah well, at least I THINK I know what I'm going to say before my best man stitches me up in his speech.

I'm still sat here in my jeans, t-shirt, and haven't had a shave or anything yet.

Oh, and I've got to iron me shirt! :loo:

Sh*TE, me stomach's CHURNING BIG STYLE!

If anyone sees a couple of tossers driving into Manchester at about 2pm in a red ford escort convertible with the roof down, looking like a pair of waiters, then it'll be me and Kev! ;)

CYA!

*churn churn*
 
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Well, did you do it?????

Come on all the goss?????


Sheeet, just realised he's prolly sunning himself in a far off land now !! :D:D

Let's make it up in his absence............... :axe:

Erm,............ Red Manc & his mate Kev finally got ready for the wedding when disaster struck - Kev had the wrong size suit........

(someone else do the next bi)
 
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Erm,............ Red Manc & his mate Kev finally got ready for the wedding when disaster struck - Kev had the wrong size suit........
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It was a bit 2 tight. Fortunately sum 1 in Red Manc's family had a corsett & came 2 the rescue!!!

Next tradegy the car didn't turn up...........
 
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So Red Man offered to skateboard them both there.....

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"Hop awwwwn baybe" He shouted !!!

And off they went to the church..........
 
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Blimey wot an adventure that was, they took a short cut thro the town centre & Red Manc cud resist the tryin 2 ride the rail, they got half way, when his lost his balance & they went tumblin 2 the ground. Kev's corsett burst.....................
 
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.....When they passed a fruit & veg stall. Red Manc couldnt resist purchasing a couple of swedes in order that he could wow guests with his famous juggling routine. Although this seemed innocent to the untrained eye.............
 
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Over the hill in St Helens
......to a group of passing goats this was dinner, grabbing the skateboard they ran as fast as they could but the goats were close behind, jumping over a fence they landed in a muddy field to their horror the goats just kept on coming, quickly red manc grabbed the tambourine and started to shake it as hard as he could.............
 
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...then suddenly out of the tamborine came a beautiful melody, hearing this the goats stopped chasing and stood up on their back legs in some kind of trance and danced in the style of the River Dance....

jayne x
 
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Red Manc was gettin carried away with the moment when kev tugged on his sleeve & reminded him where they were supposed 2 b goin!!

"F**k" said Red Manc after lookin at his watch "I feel the need the need 4 speed" With that he flicked a switch and the skate board turned in2 a turbo hover board. They both jumped on & high tailed it 2 the Church.

Meanwhile at the brides house a little earlier in the day........
 
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Meanwhile.......... totally oblivious of her husband to be's antics Mrs Red Manc was calmly getting ready for the wedding. She'd been to the hairdressers, had her make up done, the bridesmaids were ready and they were quietly sipping bucks fizz whilst waiting for the cars to arrive.

Past the window they saw a hovver skateboard with a bloke in a dinner jacket, a bloke in a burst corset & a herd of dancing goats with decks fly past the window.

How strange Mrs Red Manc thought ............
 
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"That looks like me hubby 2 b, but it can't b he'll b at the church by now, doin the greetin of guests stuff" she thought but she put it out of her mind & went back 2 her buzz fizz.

Her dad came in the room & stood back in amazement of how beautiful his daughter looked on her big day. He smiled & took her hand, told her how proud he was of her & how much he loved her. She beamed from ear 2 ear.

There was a knock at the door & suddenly as if by magic the cars had arrived.

Back on the hover board Red Manc was havin difficulty steerin......
 


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