What was your 1st job?

[ste huxley]

Excluding paper rounds lol

Talking about paper rounds tho, I delivered the stockport times I think it was called.. Got about 3 quid for posting about 3000 papers and check this out - I was buzzing when I had to deliver leaflets lol got a quid extra!!! wtf is that all about?? They all started gettin dumped in the cut after a bit, thats the leaflets and papers, I reckon I created some big muther truckin wastage with all that paper up the side of the canal embankment

Anyway, my first job was in kwik save grocers, putting spuds in sacks and lol so as not to get bored, I diversified into putting sprouts in green bags, I then got promoted to a shelf stacker after that:|

Scuses if this has been brought up before, in fact Ive probably brought it up back in the day myself on ere but fk it, heads gone

Looking forward to hearing everyones first shit jobs lol

 

[butty]

oreet huxley!

my first job was trainee pc engineer. sounds swag dont it. it wasnt. it involved being a general joey for anyone in the building. from making brews on demand for everyone to even going outside every 15 mins to put more 20p's into the bosses parking meter. he even bought me a alarm so i could time the 15 mins to perfection. nice

i used to have a paper round and all. did it every evening after school and got a fiver a week. that was in the days when a fiver could buy you loads and still bag you a bottle of 20/20 on a friday night for down the park

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

loving this thread....my first job was as a comis chef, but that is prity boaring....but as for the paper round bit lol

I got a job doing a paper round on a sunday, This Fat tight arse guy called Paul use to pick me and 3 other 15 year old addalecents up at 6am on a Sunday morning, and we would deliver the papers in this realy posh part of York called Popperlton for £5. We would work our ass of till 12pm delivering heavy copys of The Times and other Sunday slabs. I was 2mins late one Sunday, and the Twat sacked me. I got my own back though...As it was the 80s back then, and the people on this round where far to rich and lazy to be up at that time in the morning, they would leave the cash on there window ledges. So over the next 3 months, my doddgy uncle and I, would go out on Random Sundays at 4am (So as not to get busted) and rob the money before the fat git got there......we where clearing around £80 for two hours work, and back in bed by 9am.....Now thats what i call a sunday job

 

[Antz]

I worked in a swiss roll factorysorted through some shit job agency, straight after I left school b4 my apprenticeship started.
It were the fucking pitts!:S
Did stuff like packing boxes of cakes away, sweeping up shit of the floor, and if no other jobs were left; giving all the swiss rolls a little squeeze as they passed you on the covaour, to make sure there round :S :|
Did a night shift once for £4 an hour

I still work there

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

O yeh, use to work on a fun fair in North Wales during the summer too, that was good fun

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

and if no other jobs were left; giving all the swiss rolls a little squeeze as they passed you on the covaour

Is it just my sick mind, or does that sound a bit oooo errr to anyone else lol

 

[Mesh]

giving all the swiss rolls a little squeeze as they passed you on the covaour, to make sure there round :S :|

hahahaha...made me larf that did
Think my first job was in a clothes shop but one of my first and most memorable jobs was when I did promotions for Walls Sausages and Smokey Joes. I had to go to Wales wearing a sausage hat and hand out samples of sausage in a county fair..to this day I cannot stomach a smokey sausage:|

 

[Presuming Ed]

My First Job was at a place called Mckechnie Plastics in malton as an industrial cleaner, pretty horrible job but paid for some great nights at the arena in boro

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

My First Job was at a place called Mckechnie Plastics in malton as an industrial cleaner, pretty horrible job but paid for some great nights at the arena in boro

No way...would that be Malton, just up the road from me in York ?

Think my first job was in a clothes shop but one of my first and most memorable jobs was when I did promotions for Walls Sausages and Smokey Joes. I had to go to Wales wearing a sausage hat and hand out samples of sausage in a county fair..to this day I cannot stomach a smokey sausage

Would that be a "Fat Pat pork and leek" Sausage from shop'n'shit by any chance Mesh ??

 

[Presuming Ed]

Thats the one jaxx..off the malton/pickering road

 

[Mesh]

Would that be a "Fat Pat pork and leek" Sausage from shop'n'shit by any chance Mesh ??

Nay lad..that was much further on in my career when I climbed the corporate sausage ladder of Fat Pats meat and fish related products empire

 

[Jiglo]

Never had a job as a kid, so my first job was as a trainee pipe organ builder.

Got loads of cups of tea and cake made for me by the old dears that worked in the churches and was destined to take over the North West side of the firm when I reached 21, but my mates seemed to be having all the craic with the stories they were telling, so I left to work with them

 

[Mesh]

My first day at Fat Pats Sausage factory...

 

[Monty]

Never had a job as a kid, so my first job was as a trainee pipe organ builder.

Got loads of cups of tea and cake made for me by the old dears that worked in the churches and was destined to take over the North West side of the firm when I reached 21, but my mates seemed to be having all the craic with the stories they were telling, so I left to work with them

Wow! that pretty cool pipe organ builder.i use to do an hours work in a chippy before school i had to take the eyes out of the potatoes then put them in the peeling machine then into big blue barrels and fill them up with water so there set up for the day i think i got £7.00 a week tight buggers,also worked in a butchers after school and cleaned up the back room i don't why i did as i remeber the blood now but thought nothing of it at the time but i do now eeewww and it smelt bad!

 

[blue jammer]

i use to do an hours work in a chippy before school i had to take the eyes out of the potatoes then put them in the peeling machine then into big blue barrels and fill them up with water so there set up for the day

fuck me with a 10 foot pole, you must have had some strong drugs back then if you think spuds have eyes


















My first job was helping a mates dad on saturdays put in them ciggy display units in shops (the gold colour metal shelving things) was hard work like but got £15 for the day each which was mint

 

[Monty]

fuck me with a 10 foot pole, you must have had some strong drugs back then if you think spuds have eyes


















My first job was helping a mates dad on saturdays put in them ciggy display units in shops (the gold colour metal shelving things) was hard work like but got £15 for the day each which was mint

Hahah lol! them little bad bits i thought they were called eyes haha!

 

[Duke]

my jobs in order r
1 paper boy £8 a week
2 milkman (well bot i helped the milko as a nippa)£5 a day but £ on sats
3 helping fit windows wid my dad aged about 13/14
4 trannie mecanic & sprayer yts £28 a week fucking rip of
5 mecanical engineer
6 dad again
7 estate concierge
8 plumber
9 parcel force
10 caretaker



















jack of all trades master of none lol

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

pmsl I luv you.....your a fruit loop....but i luv ya non the less

"Till one Judy......customers waiting !!!"

presuminged Thats the one jaxx..off the malton/pickering road

Mad as.....small world

 

[amymars]

1. I had a paper round and the leaflets used to piss me off.
2. Ashfield House Hotel in Standish - Silver Service Waitress. £3 an hour slave labour, and I was frequently there all day and past midnight. Usually 2am - 3am finish :| :| :|
3. Pizza Hut! Equally gay. Just so you know, every time you order a large pizza with all the trimmings and it costs you about £15....they cost exactly 32p to make
4. New Look - Probs the best part time job I've had. 50%off. Whats best is my evenings are free and the ranges of clothes are getting more tasteful and better quality Plus, the grirls are a laugh
5. Solicitors Admin - May as well have worked in a call centre

 

[pauly p]

My First Job was at a place called Mckechnie Plastics in malton as an industrial cleaner, pretty horrible job but paid for some great nights at the arena in boro

Mine was in Malton too
At a video shop stockists near the bacon factory (horrible noises going on there:| )
It was 1987 and I was allowed to take home all the video nasties I could watch each night :S