Whats the strangest thing you've come home with pisssed??

[pleasuredrom2]

Not really on the same line, but once came home with an extradural haematoma :| :|

 

[beaker]

My mates mum and a dose of chlamydia

Haha... nice.

My step brother once brought me a huge poster of Gazza from a bus shelter. Lol he cut all his hands breaking the glass to get it out. And then decided to surprise me by putting it up in my room (with loads of blood smeared hand prints up and down my bedroom wall lol)

 

[U31]

Maz. Every weekend...

 

[martin]

I bagged the "E" from the local Police Station sign........

 

[lottie]

strangest things , easy , shooms and nics

 

[alexbennett]

I had a couple of weeks nicking unusual items from pubs
these being
a brand new dartboard i took a shine too.
and a huge model yaht which i also took a shine too the week after and i got that past the bouncers, blatacy is the key u see.
2 bar stools which is stole for benny so he could come fishing with me the next day , i waited on the pub car park and threw em in the taxi took em to the fishing pool with me and he never turned up!!! .

 

[Northern Star]

about 5 ashtrays.......20 beer mats and a couple of bar menus - all slipped into my bag when i wasnt looking by a bunch of colleagues from newcastle


a traffic cone one crazy night after being in the orbit

i dont usually come home with stuff i usually come home without stuff

 

[ilovepiano]

Allsorts...

Ash trays
Branded pint glasses
Beer towels, easier to pinch than drip trays lol
Plates, knives, forks, water jug from an Indian in town
Traffic cones
Flashing lights off traffic cones
Various road signs, big ones unbolted from the posts while on mate's shoulders
Park bench
Picnic table/bench combo
Shopping trollies
For sale signs
A tree
Set of temp traffic lights, complete with tripod

 

[DC Mills]

Jim. LOL. <3

 

[leaky]

it wasnt really home, it was a hotel in Albufeira, i was on a freebie golf weekend through a supplier they took about 300 from up and down the country and apert from about 30 younish ones the rest were MDs and wives etc, all the firms top brass, by all accounts at about 7am a large party were just leaving to play a round, just as i came staggering in carrying a dog :|

 

[MEGABLAST]

I came home with one of those CCTV signs that said you are being watched, not sure who was watching though

 

[Jiglo]

I'm not a tealeaf so the strangest thing I found 2 days later in my bedroom was a chicken jalfrezi and fook knows how I ordered that given the state I must have been in :lol:

 

[tricky nicky]

went on an 80@s weekend with friends and pinched a big iron burger king sign took it back to the apartment and proceeded to take piccies of us lot sprawled over it naked!!!
left it there for the cleaners to shift

 

[Deleted member 6141]

a really old chinese man who couldnt speak a word of english

 

[pauly p]

a really old chinese man who couldnt speak a word of english

 

[pauly p]

a box of 420 eggs