Where is that big gaylord Shooms?

[AB45]

Never has a Monty Python quote been more apt
''He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!!''

 

[Jiglo]

Ive just had a private message sent to me from Shooms and he would just like me to say that he is flattered that you all miss him and he will return shortly but hes been a bit busy. You see he is a caring chap our Shooms and every now and again he likes to take some time out of his hectic life and give some of his precious time to charity so he can raise some much needed money for different causes.

This weekend he has been on a sponsored walk and managed to raise £3.75, a magnificent effort im sure you will all agree. Well done Shooms !!!! Really glad to see you got your pic in the local rag again to m8, must make it all worth the effort

 

[Elev8/Levit8]

He will be back, he is just probs just getting his new toffee/caramel highlights done in his gaylord gimpathon cuntpiece hair, or driving raaahnd Plimmy in his hairdressers car. Or quaffing Champers that he bought from Wiatrose, or summat like that.

...PMSL totally agree with all that, except for one small point... I had Shooms down as more of a Schloer drinker...

 

[amymars]

hes still not here. Even when I said I loved him and he was Jesus.