Why are lions scared of chairs?
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Its cos they dont like sittin on chairs they prefer big comfy sofas to do fk all on and get their lioness bitches to bring em fresh zebra n gazelle burgers, while chief lion smokes a fat cone:S
Wonder if they are scared of anything you sit on?? Imagine threatening a lion with a bean bag. Got be one brave mo fo to do that. 
JohnnyPink said:Wonder if they are scared of anything you sit on?? Imagine threatening a lion with a bean bag. Got be one brave mo fo to do that.
Nope!
If you're going into the ring - I suggest you take a chair. I assure you, the beanbag will not work, and you'd be like that Siegfried and Roy bod! Well, except it was a tiger that did him in!
do the trainers say to them..... "if you don't behave , i'll make you into one of these"!!! 
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grover said:do the trainers say to them..... "if you don't behave , i'll make you into one of these"!!!
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Whoa! This could you if you go into the ring without a chair!
Come on - you must have some idea?
I don't think it's time to let the cat out of the bag - or cage if you prefer, just yet...
Do they think it's some sort of giraffe and are scared of it????
Are lions scared of giraffes???
Are lions scared of giraffes???
Fallout said:Yeah, you know you do! How mad was that one?
Sorry if you got your head cackled mate!
As you could probably tell, I was a bit monstered!
Oh, by the way, how high is a Chinaman
Nee Hi??
Fallout said:Yeah, you know you do! How mad was that one?
Sorry if you got your head cackled mate!
As you could probably tell, I was a bit monstered!
Oh, by the way, how high is a Chinaman
lol no worries it was great talking to ya mate, my head was ok, but as soon as you found out how high is a chinaman, it took me a few seconds to forget it lol
remembered it again later though
Lol that was the highlight of the weekend!!! lol........dunno the answer to the lion question tho
Come Iv put us outta our misery lol...u bloody nutcase!
Come Iv put us outta our misery lol...u bloody nutcase!
Northern Star said:Lol that was the highlight of the weekend!!! lol........dunno the answer to the lion question tho
Come Iv put us outta our misery lol...u bloody nutcase!
OK, there is a simple answer, it's not a trick or a joke - there is an explaination.
A human has the ability to focus on more than one point at a time - where as to a Lion more than one point of focus equals a situation of total confusion.
If you hold up thumb and first three fingers towards your eyes (therefore using them to emulate the legs of a chair) you can look straight through them - whereas the same scenario to a lion would leave it looking from one 'chair leg' to the next and back again and over to the one at the bottom and back again - it simply can't help itself.
This is a quote from a Lion Tamer called Dave Hoover. He goes into a cage with animals whose nature it is to eat him. He outsmarts them. He explains why animal trainers use chairs: not to hold off a savage beast, but to confuse it. ``Lions are very single-minded,'' he says. ``When you point the four legs of a chair at them, they get confused. They don't know where to look, and they lose their train of thought.''
So there we go - now you all know why Lions are scared of chairs.
