Why are lions scared of chairs?

[Fallout]

Right yes!!!! ok...but surely'''' SWIMMING''''!!!! oh i give up lol...i see where ya at like but still!!!! :| :S

There's a herd of them.

Elephants are the largest animal to walk the earth today.

Therefore...

They have larger 'limbs' than a human...

And therefore....

Oh, I give up too!

All I can say is if I saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill, I'd get swimming as fast as I could!

 

[Northern Star]

There's a herd of them.

Elephants are the largest animal to walk the earth today.

Therefore...

They have larger 'limbs' than a human...

And therefore....

Oh, I give up too!

All I can say is if I saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill, I'd get swimming as fast as I could!

Well wouldnt they have to be aroused first!!!!!!

 

[Fallout]

Well wouldnt they have to be aroused first!!!!!!

They probably carry photos of Ganesh the Elephant god on a bed around with them to get them goin'...

Mind you, with their memory, they'd probably not have to carry a pic around, they just have to think filth, and bingo!

 

[dj_jam]

SPOT ON! Nice one!

well it aint exactly spot on..u would have to find some water first.....which would be crocodile or phirana infested so...my thought of doing nowt, would probably work....

unless u meant lie on the floor and do a breaststroke to deter them, then, maybe that ud work?

 

[Fallout]

well it aint exactly spot on..u would have to find some water first.....which would be crocodile or phirana infested so...my thought of doing nowt, would probably work....

unless u meant lie on the floor and do a breaststroke to deter them, then, maybe that ud work?

Are you seriously telling me you haven't clicked on yet... I think you're having a giraffe with me aint cha?!

 

[LolXD]

This is why

Lions only focus on one thing at a time, so when they see four "legs" coming at it, it doesn't know which one to focus one and just gets stupid, rendering it harmless.