cam said:nagh hun, under the desk at work
your movements will be less noticable the a guy
youll get away with it lmfao
Still, as a guy it's still poss to do it under the table without gettin caught.
:S :| 
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Still, as a guy it's still poss to do it under the table without gettin caught.
:S :| i did it the night i got circumsised bloody painfull and took me about 4 - 5 hours, but my dick was in that much pain it was rock hard and i couldnt sleep, the rest of the ward was sleeping so there was nothing to do but to nock on off at a millimeter movement per second !
bloody painfull and took me about 4 - 5 hours, but my dick was in that much pain it was rock hard and i couldnt sleep, the rest of the ward was sleeping so there was nothing to do but to nock on off at a millimeter movement per second !cam said:i did it the night i got circumsised
LOL
did one of your ex's do ya in mucka?????
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cam said:i did it the night i got circumsised
LMFAO!!!
If a woman has a libido then of course she does.
Look what happened to that woman in the supermarket the other week (who collapsed from the excitement from wearing the vibrating knickers from Anne Summers)
Even I don't masterbate when i'm out shopping lol
Look what happened to that woman in the supermarket the other week (who collapsed from the excitement from wearing the vibrating knickers from Anne Summers)
Even I don't masterbate when i'm out shopping lol
where was that story about the supermarket? LOL How cool is that, women getting a stimulation right there in public!. 
. I envy them, men cant get away with it, not unless they wanna push the trolly doubled over and walking funny with a trouser tent.
Women and Masturbation Yes or No? Hell yeah! Just dont forget too invite me as a spectator or switch your webcams on
Who keeps bumping all these old threads?
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. I envy them, men cant get away with it, not unless they wanna push the trolly doubled over and walking funny with a trouser tent.Women and Masturbation Yes or No? Hell yeah! Just dont forget too invite me as a spectator or switch your webcams on
Who keeps bumping all these old threads?
Sirius
www.theregister.co.uk/2005/05/18/vibrating_knickers/
The original link has expired but in it a Spokesperson for Asda said "I'd like to think that shopping at one of our stores is exciting enough"
It must have been almost as embarrassing as the childrens tv presenter that had to go to hospital to get a deodorant can top removed from her fanny
The original link has expired but in it a Spokesperson for Asda said "I'd like to think that shopping at one of our stores is exciting enough"
It must have been almost as embarrassing as the childrens tv presenter that had to go to hospital to get a deodorant can top removed from her fanny
Cheers
Some people are dead kinky arent they, heheheh. How embarassing.
It could have been worse though, LOL.
Id be interested to know what proportion of under 40's secretly wear love eggs and vibrating pants, or those mobile phone activated vibrators for thier partner to pleasure them unexpectedly though the day, right there walking down the street or in the supermarket in the cucumber aisle........but Im perverted that way
Sirius.
Some people are dead kinky arent they, heheheh. How embarassing.
It could have been worse though, LOL.
Id be interested to know what proportion of under 40's secretly wear love eggs and vibrating pants, or those mobile phone activated vibrators for thier partner to pleasure them unexpectedly though the day, right there walking down the street or in the supermarket in the cucumber aisle........but Im perverted that way
Sirius.
sirius said:
this bint near us when i used to live in manc used to walk round with love eggs in (we know cos she told us so!) she had a permanant daft grin on her mush, but to be fair I think she was a bit mentally unstable so dunno if that was the love eggs or her 'condition'!
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All women do it. So about 95% of the women on the board give or take a few. Whats the big deal? If it can feal that nice, why the feck not!!!!!
Ps shab-u did make me laugh!!!!!!
Ps shab-u did make me laugh!!!!!!
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cam said:i did it the night i got circumsised
been there done that
(only the circumcision part though)
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nowthen said:
Ive got to admit, when I eventually get round to buying one of those fake sucking mouths (and i will one day) I'll be wearing it 24 / 7, providied its as good as the real thing
cam said:Ive got to admit, when I eventually get round to buying one of those fake sucking mouths (and i will one day) I'll be wearing it 24 / 7, providied its as good as the real thing
lol is there realy such a thing??................I want visual proof please
cause there is misstickle, they are battry powered and there just like suction things, there even shaped like mouths
Fallout - When it comes to women, no ones ever proved right, other than the woman............................and she's usually wrong
Fallout - When it comes to women, no ones ever proved right, other than the woman............................and she's usually wrong
cam said:cause there is misstickle, they are battry powered and there just like suction things, there even shaped like mouths
Where's my visual proof
