Your room 101?????

[Tigger]

What 3 things would you put in room 101???

For me it has got to be:

1) Sleeping policemen (roadbumps)

2) People who hog the middle lane of the motorway doing 55mph

3) Judge f#@!ing Jules

 

[BEN-JAMMIN']

my 3 things

there could be loads i could put in but i'll have to go for:

1. gerri friggin halliwell

2. that vacuum packed plastic shit you get videos and tapes wrapped in, takes fuckin ages to get the bastard off.

3. the labels on bottles of wine. like those poncy wino's, cant remember her name but all she says is" ooh yes im getting summer fruits from the vineyards of france, really good on the pallette..blah blah... wot she should be saying is "ooh yes im getting pissed,me mouths dry as ghandi's slipper and i'll probably be waking up in a vineyard in france.

think that'll do for now

 

[grad]

ooh i'll have the first two (of tiggers) definately....i must do about 10 speed bumps going home from work and it's only 5 mins away...


and for no 3 i'll have taxes..

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

1) People who sing along ( Quietly ) to shit music on kiss FM in there cars, first thing in a morning, I mean...... who the f**k are these people ( Sing-a-long-a-happy-tune)

2) People who talk football 24/7 I mean I am a big Leeds fan, and always have been, but I dont feel the need to tell the same person that over and over and over again

3) BISCUIT DUNKERS ( SPAWN OF THE DEVIL CHILDREN )

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

....i must do about 10 speed bumps going home from work and it's only 5 mins away...

Lazy Git........ WALK Lolol

 

[butty]

1) - jugglers. now they piss me off!!

2) - white socks. they piss me off aswel

3) - jeremy beadles small hand. amuses me sumtimes but others i spend all of the time watchin youve been framed beadles about etc playin hide n seek with his icle pincer coz he tries his best to hide it cheekily

 

[BEN-JAMMIN']

good piont

yes grad taxi drivers was a close one for me too.

************taxi drivers***************

why dont you take your car to the local garage to get your indicators fixed so we know which fuckin way your goin!!!

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Re: good piont

yes grad taxi drivers was a close one for me too.

************taxi drivers***************

why dont you take your car to the local garage to get your indicators fixed so we know which fuckin way your goin!!!

LMFAO @ BEN

In'it m8, the amount of times I have found new and exiting alten8 routes back to my house

I never knew I lived in such a vibrent colourful, carefree comunity until I went via Barbados on the way back from shepherds bush

Lolol

 

[BEN-JAMMIN']

too right dj m jaxx plus the fact that they know EVERYTHING you dare to talk about.

also how do you do that thing with other peoples quotes??

 

[butty]

too right dj m jaxx plus the fact that they know EVERYTHING you dare to talk about.

also how do you do that thing with other peoples quotes??

theres a quote button bottom right of each post buddy clik that of the post u wanna quote n then type after the stuff it puts there n ya get the quotes

 

[BEN-JAMMIN']

theres a quote button bottom right of each post buddy clik that of the post u wanna quote n then type after the stuff it puts there n ya get the quotes

just like that eh???

dozy b'stard, my eyes aint what they used to be.
pretty worrying really im only 24.

 

[sweet sensation]

......p**sing, so**ing, f**king computers that keep saying "unable to connect to server"..... grrrrr..................

Sweet xx

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Just click on the quote tab fella, just above the post reply tab

As for taxi twaddle m8, I usually play it safe with the following

"Been busy"

"Been nice weather again today"


O and.........

" I will do my best not to be sick in the back m8, but please don't hate me if I am"


Something else, why the feck do you always feel abliged to offer them in for a quick smoke ( Why ) has anyone of them once ever, said " OK ", I think they are to scared to, you know, incase you carge em for it Lolol

I must addmit though ( Like I am sure others doo ) that bit from Human Traffic, when Moff is in the back off the taxi, BEEN THER MANY TIMES. I remember once trying to educate this 70 year old Taxi rarf about the finner points of dance music

To quote a pixe phrase

I had about as much chance as a one legged cat, trying to bury its shit under a frozen pond

M Jaxx

 

[hektik]

taxi drivers...

was about to say moff from human traffic lol (worryingly my beer boy friends told me last week that i would end up like moff....well heres hoping.)

me room 101 hates tho:

1) impersanoters: they tell u who they are gonna do, the ndo them. point being??? i hate bobby davro more tho: he impersonates comedians, the ndoes their jokes and catchphrases.!!! how many times do i have to see him do tommy cooper, victor meldrew, or eddie izzard before i kill him!!!

2) big sweat y blokes who take their top's off in clubs and the nrub against you, or even worse try and hug you. sorry if this is any of you, but u r evil, and u will be paid for the rest of eternity as the devils special sexual deviance toy.

3) old people for genrally being a nuisance when im trying to speed round tescos, wanting to talk to me at bus stops, and telling me about how you won the war single handedly, and then being so racist as to make no difference if hitler had won

4) cani have racists, homophobes, xenophobes, and any other type of bigot here as well please.

 

[BEN-JAMMIN']

Just click on the quote tab fella, just above the post reply tab

As for taxi twaddle m8, I usually play it safe with the following

"Been busy"

"Been nice weather again today"


O and.........

" I will do my best not to be sick in the back m8, but please don't hate me if I am"


Something else, why the feck do you always feel abliged to offer them in for a quick smoke ( Why ) has anyone of them once ever, said " OK ", I think they are to scared to, you know, incase you carge em for it Lolol

I must addmit though ( Like I am sure others doo ) that bit from Human Traffic, when Moff is in the back off the taxi, BEEN THER MANY TIMES. I remember once trying to educate this 70 year old Taxi rarf about the finner points of dance music

To quote a pixe phrase

I had about as much chance as a one legged cat, trying to bury its shit under a frozen pond

M Jaxx

aah mate i've had some embarrassing times in the back of taxi's. i was workin in brighton once and we were goin to a do on one of the piers. thing is we'd been workin all day feeling pretty shit then my work mate told me she'd got some speed cus she was goin glastonbury the next day. i litterally just dabbed the end of me finger in and that was it, fuckin rocket fuel. this taxi driver ended up having a mass debate(enter wanking jokes here) over beer is better than drugs, your bright kids you dont need 'em, my mate literally had to drag me out the taxi!!! oh dear!!

that bit in human traffic is mint:| :| :| :| :|

 

[nathan]

my top 3

1) people that walk really slowly in front of me and then stop without warning
2) crappy crappy songs like castles in the sky and new shite bands that cover good songs
3) banks
4) can't leave this out...loud americans and even worse drunk easily loud americans

 

[Clare Wrexham!]

Thre are quite a few, but here are my top 3

1) My Ex
2) Queues, especially club and cloakroom queues.
3) Strobe lights!



Clare
xxxxx

 

[ste30]

Re: my top 3

that thing bout ppl walkin slow, then stopping in ur way without warning - lol so true

women who take libertys with prams - fair enuff they got a pram, but that dont mean they dont have to move out of way 4 ppl, they just drive at u ffs
same goes for old ppl with them fucking bags on wheels they drag around into ur ankles
women in their 40's , ignorant ppl when u hold shop doors for em n they walk straight thru without even looking at u
cheesy teeny-bopper boys who think theyre it - when they drive round in a shit Nova SR or bog standard Saxo with a VTR kit on, DP MOTORSPORT sticker plastered across windscreen , and a SONY or FIDO sticker in the back ( do they think this looks GOOD ?)
little yoofs who bum around local shops hasslin ppl to get fags, intimidating old ppl n stuff
the way chart music is labeled as "Dance" (typical example The Best Dance Album in the world ever - Five, Spice Girls, DJ Otzi, sash!, ATB etc etc)
wank groups like So Solid Crew who think theyre it but aint (new group Pay As U Go, whats next, "Contract" ? "BT Anytime 150" ?)

the list goes on...

 

[Fusion]

my room 101's wouild have to be.

1. pete waterman

2. michaela strachan

3.all microsoft os

got that off my chest

 

[grad]

glad i got you all going about taxi's but i actually said taxes...you know the ones...giving a quarter of your hard earned cash away, car tax so the holes in the road can be kept in top condition..