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amymars

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if somebody squeezed out all the sweat from fred elliots bed and collected it into a mug, would you drink it for £200,000. and i mean all of it?
 
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TheFunkyTrucker

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amymars said:
if somebody squeezed out all the sweat from fred elliots bed and collected it into a mug, would you drink it for £200,000. and i mean all of it?
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hahaha nice.. you`ve got to drink it thru one of dot cottons old tights then get off with her while beadle films it all :p
 
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ilovepiano

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but the fisted by Beadel didnt get a mention ? ;)

Jeremey lover :p
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Sshh, don't tell everyone... ;)


Why doesn't Michael Barrymore have any ash trays in his house?










Coz he just throws his used fags in the swimming pool.
 
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T.C

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pmsl that has just made me laugh :D
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it was all kinds of wrong, I've no idea how the subject even came up :crazy:

Gotta love wrecked conversation though :D

Still want answers to some old classics:

If you feed seagulls Alka Seltzer, do they explode?

If you fart and sneeze at the same time will you do a backflip?

If cats always land on their feet, and dropped toast always lands butter side down, what will happen if you strap some toast to a cats back then throw it?

Is roe fish , or fish eggs? (this fooker raged for hours and nearly came to blows) :rolleyes:

On a toilet roll should the loose bit hang at the front or at the back? (again, major rows over this one..)

Is Stevie Wonder really blind? :rolleyes:

For siamese twins, what would be the worst place to be joined by? (we concluded cock and eyelids for this one..)


blah blah blah etc... :D
 
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T.C

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We did 'celebrity shag match' once on shrooms, went on for ages. Had to choose one to shag out of completely disgusting choices. and give a reason for choosing them . fred Elliott and dot cotton were mentioned in there i do believe :crazy:
 
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TheFunkyTrucker

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T.C said:
it was all kinds of wrong, I've no idea how the subject even came up :crazy:

Gotta love wrecked conversation though :D

Still want answers to some old classics:

If you feed seagulls Alka Seltzer, do they explode?

If you fart and sneeze at the same time will you do a backflip?

If cats always land on their feet, and dropped toast always lands butter side down, what will happen if you strap some toast to a cats back then throw it?

Is roe fish , or fish eggs? (this fooker raged for hours and nearly came to blows) :rolleyes:

On a toilet roll should the loose bit hang at the front or at the back? (again, major rows over this one..)

Is Stevie Wonder really blind? :rolleyes:

For siamese twins, what would be the worst place to be joined by? (we concluded cock and eyelids for this one..)


blah blah blah etc... :D
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just tryed that sneeze and fart and theres sick and shit everywhere now and my cats all greasy and dead now ! if i put it all in a blender will anyone eat it for a grand ??
 
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T.C

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amymars said:
hahaha i've not laughed so much in ages! this is well funny! :D
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having to choose between shagging either Stay Puft, or Slimer off Ghostbusters (yes, thats how silly it got) :rolleyes: :D was no laughing matter I can assure you :p
for the record, I chose Slimer because "he'd be ready-lubed" :crazy: :D

this thread is sick :D
 
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T.C

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TheFunkyTrucker said:
just tryed that sneeze and fart and theres sick and shit everywhere now and my cats all greasy and dead now ! if i put it all in a blender will anyone eat it for a grand ??
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lmao :D
A grand ? you tight brummie git! :naughty: :p
I'm allergic to cats anyway so sorry..answer's "no" ;)
 


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