amymars said:
no, no ,no, I think we exhausted every possiblity that night / day , it went on for hours , it was traumatic to even think about it, but very very funny
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no, no ,no, I think we exhausted every possiblity that night / day , it went on for hours , it was traumatic to even think about it, but very very funny
three some with fred elliot and john prescott after they`ve been in a sauna after a 5 mile run both covered in baby sic ! how much ??amymars said:
amymars said:
awww i'll just be sorry I missed out then! sounds well funny
the Stevie Wonder being blind thing was just stupid though
my mate CJ is an old cynic, thinking Stevie is bullsh1tting Wasnt even a good argument he put across. Went something like this:<watching Ebony and Ivory video on one of the music channels>
TC: "So, If he cant see how does he know he's actually black anyway? or that Paul McCartneys white?
CJ: "Well, he's not blind im tellling ya"
TC: Course he is, why would he lie?"
CJ: "To get people to feel sorry for him and buy his records. Look! He's pointing at McCartney! Explain that then!"
TC: "Of course he knows he's next to him, he's blind not deaf too!"
CJ: " Ok, <in conspiracy waggy-fingered voice> but if he's blind how does he know that he's blind then?"
TC:
"Oh Fook it. You Win" 
would you let him bum you for 2 grand ?T.C said:the Stevie Wonder being blind thing was just stupid though
<watching Ebony and Ivory video on one of the music channels>
TC: "So, If he cant see how does he know he's actually black anyway? or that Paul McCartneys white?
CJ: "Well, he's not blind im tellling ya"
TC: Course he is, why would he lie?"
CJ: "To get people to feel sorry for him and buy his records. Look! He's pointing at McCartney! Explain that then!"
TC: "Of course he knows he's next to him, he's blind not deaf too!"
CJ: " Ok, <in conspiracy waggy-fingered voice> but if he's blind how does he know that he's blind then?"
TC:
T.C said:it was all kinds of wrong, I've no idea how the subject even came up
Gotta love wrecked conversation though
Still want answers to some old classics:
If you feed seagulls Alka Seltzer, do they explode?
If you fart and sneeze at the same time will you do a backflip?
If cats always land on their feet, and dropped toast always lands butter side down, what will happen if you strap some toast to a cats back then throw it?
Is roe fish , or fish eggs? (this fooker raged for hours and nearly came to blows)
On a toilet roll should the loose bit hang at the front or at the back? (again, major rows over this one..)
Is Stevie Wonder really blind?
For siamese twins, what would be the worst place to be joined by? (we concluded cock and eyelids for this one..)
blah blah blah etc...
pmsl cracked me up this did lol
Str33tb0y said:pmsl cracked me up this did lol
maybe a Turnmills one will out do them all? Depends how messy it gets!
How much to rim Venessa Feltz, on rag week, after she's had a 20 mile run, and whilst she has a bout of the shits?
cj blacked up with boot polish wearing sun glasses and smilingT.C said:what CJ, or Stevie Wonder?
woah woah woah.. This thread is totally out of hand as it is so here it is.. If u had 2 choose just here me out man.. if u had 2 choose would u go down on your mom or would it be your dad.. Oooooooh i am gonna get thrown off 4 this 1..
TheFunkyTrucker said:cj blacked up with boot polish wearing sun glasses and smiling
No, I dont need 2 grand that badly, and I'd only get covered in boot polish and its bitch to get off
