Give the answer, Guess the Question...

[fugjostle]

Q: who sold their copy of schindlers fist and later regretted it?

A: Shaving Ryan's Privates

 

[Joker Jen]

Q. Fug had a dream last nite which was bout...

A. Baldness

 

[Tigger]

The best thing about young girls is....

A donkey, an ardvaark and a large bucket.

 

[fugjostle]

Q: Thats the way to say nantucket

A: A big fat pink pussy

 

[Biskit]

Q. Describe Bag puss

A. a wet fart

 

[The Frog Meister]

Q :What is the name of the last far before your inners fall out??


A : it's all over my shoe!

 

[Jimmy]

Q. Where does most of the 10000 gallons of fat when eating a kebab end up.

A. Its a badly packed kebab

 

[Tigger]

Q. What did I say to the partially sighted kebab shop owner?

A. Spots all over it!

 

[Jimmy]

Q. How do you differentiate between a grebe and a blackbird

A. Anoraks

 

[Tigger]

Q. What is the best form of contraceptive?

A. A Lamborghini Diablo

 

[Jimmy]

Q. What's sexy as fuk for fast car anoraks.

A. Window Cleaners

 

[Jimmy]

Q. Who are the only set of daft tossers who prefer to work outside in the rain so as to get more cash out of poor defenceless old women.

A. LUFC

 

[Biskit]

Q. Whats the abbreviation for that infamous saying 'Lobbed Up Feckin' sweet Corn'!

A. Snatch

 

[fugjostle]

Q: What rhymes with Thatch

A: bass

 

[Tigger]

Q. Name a type of fish!

A. every Thursday

 

[Armando Needlefluff]

Q: What follows every wednesday.

A: Kaplack

Lol

 

[fugjostle]

Q: the noise a 12" ruler makes when slapped against a moist hairy pie

A: Jenga

 

[digthemusic]

q.who are the arch enemies of the jedi knights

a.rubber suits

 

[Armando Needlefluff]

Q: Ask the Gimp he's got loads of...............

A: Bloodpie?????

 

[Tigger]

Q. A traditional Bavarian dish served once a month?

A. Coca Cola