Give the answer, Guess the Question...

[DeeDee]

Q:Name a company that pays celebs silly money to advertise its gassy beverage that rots your teeth

A:Chastity belt

 

[Armando Needlefluff]

Q: Tam wheres the key to your............


A: pigs trotter?

 

[digthemusic]

q. who is del and rodneys long lost brother

a.with shaving foam

 

[Armando Needlefluff]

Q: oh no she's covered it in...........

A: got an infection

 

[Joker Jen]

Q. Wot's a doc's standard answer 2 all illnesses?

A. screw driver

 

[Armando Needlefluff]

Q: What do you call a prison officer traveling in his car?

A: Erogenous zones

 

[Joker Jen]

Q. Whats the hardest place to find on a woman

A. toes

 

[Jimmy]

Q. What is the least discovered but if treated correctly a very good tinglee button on a woman ?

A. 5 hour haircuts

 

[Joker Jen]

Q. Whats the average time 4 a visit 2 the hairdressers

A. rubber

 

[Jimmy]

Q. What material makes a unique device to control the number of little bastards running around causing havoc

A. 'Have a Nice Day'

 

[digthemusic]

q.what shitty answer do americans give you when you leave a shop

a.under the thumb

 

[fugjostle]

Q: Where is the hand?

A: Clag

 

[Jimmy]

Q. What is the common name for the important gene responsible for bio-research into a long term malaria cure !!!!!!

A. Fekin wicked

 

[digthemusic]

q.what does vodka and iron brew make

a.down by the sea

 

[Jimmy]

Q. Where can you find little fishes n crabs

A. The scale is never big enough

 

[Pixie]

Q. How long is a man's willy??

A. Small ones are more juicy!!!

 

[fugjostle]

Q: What size hamsters do you prefer?

A: Brown Log

 

[Pixie]

Q. What serves as Fuggie's brain???

A. More than a handful's a waste !

 

[digthemusic]

q.what do women say who only have a small set of top bollox

a.pigs will fly

 

[Crystal]

Q: What will happen when Old Skool dies?

A: Take the shortcut