twas a long story but five of us got in, four of us got stripped searched, three of us were clean.
The bouncers decided to search a certain board members car... in the glove compartment was a handy "inside-a-kinder-egg" container which contained 1 thingy-ma-bob
The bouncers found that and gave up the search... luckily, because there was another 30 under the back seat
That and the fact that one of our number got 50 little buggers confiscated (if thats the right word to use for the dodgy bouncers at bowlers) after the strip search which earned us a lifetime ban which expired in one week