mc's - love em or hate em?

[PoddyMC]

not bad m8

ok u recon this is any gud then, this is different:

poddy mc
1 2 3
on the a b c
with xtc
my mate f.e.z
luvz xtc
and 1 2 3
a b c
comin to me
with wizard mc
who luvz xtc
1 2 3
a b c
now theres three
poddy, fez and wizard mc
thats 3
a b c
1 2 3
poddy mc
on xtc

 

[Saysay]

not bad m8

ok u recon this is any gud then, this is different:

poddy mc
1 2 3
on the a b c
with xtc
my mate f.e.z
luvz xtc
and 1 2 3
a b c
comin to me
with wizard mc
who luvz xtc
1 2 3
a b c
now theres three
poddy, fez and wizard mc
thats 3
a b c
1 2 3
poddy mc
on xtc

Lolololol, f*ckin 'ell!!

Quality!!

PoddyMC....who the f*ck is he!?
123 to the ABC?
Come on now...you've gotta be joking
Rhymes so bad i feel like croaking

 

[CANO ...]

HEHE

poddy , can ya do me one with

d e f and 4 5 6 innit

 

[Saysay]

d e f and 4 5 6

Now THAT would be a rhyme and a half!

 

[blue jammer]

Original scouse material
I walk down the street and bend ur car aerial

On the rob 2 buy me rocks
Got me Lacoste trackie tucked in me argyle socks

Don't wanna any1 callin me a meff
Always make sure am labelled up 2 death

every1 round ere knows am hard
got 10 lambett n butler an a leccy card

Me bird is a minger
me car is a ringer
got sovs on every finger
me maa is a singer(in the british legion)

Big up the man like Grover for the opening line...much respect....

Can I nominate that for

Best. Post. Ever.

 

[Mesh]

Walkin thru town out on the rob
Goin 2 Sayers for a pasty and a cob

On me toes coz the bizzys on me case
Ralph Lauren cap pulled down over me face

Went 2 Mothercare 2 lift sum stuff
Gotta be done me birds up the duff

Some lad in the boozer sellin knock off kecks
and Versace shirts that show off me pecks

Check, check the mic 1 and 2
Bottle of 20/20 for me n u....

Laterz........

 

[nowthen]

Goin 2 Sayers for a pasty and a cob

Translation for the mancs... Sayers=Greggs


Cob=muffin

never seen a sayers outside scouse land.

 

[Mesh]

Can I nominate that for

Best. Post. Ever.

Nice 1!
Although I can't take full credit.
The opening lines were taken from a rip off of the Streets but a scouse version by Grover.
He also done a good rip off of Barbie Girl...I'll let him fill you in

 

[PoddyMC]

HEHE

poddy , can ya do me one with

d e f and 4 5 6 innit

Just 4 u den m8 cos its ruinin my flo
goin out to my man .......cano

He's D. E. F. I. N. A. TELY
a badder DJ than Jeremy Healey
but his tunes are as fresh as my grannies pussy
i heard he shag her sensless cos he aint 2 fussy
4 5 6 he's gr8 on the dex
tearing up the groove like a 10" dick
so i sed can u play a record for me
pulled outta his box sum elvis pressley
i sed no can you play sum rockers revenge
cos that shit waz more old skool than fukin stonehenge
i sed lets have a look inside your box
he sed "theres only a suppository there im on detox"
i sed "walking on sunshine - i can see it there"
he picked aled jones - walking in the air
1000 clubbers then decide to lynch me
my pants were soggy they waz full of wee wee
then i grabbed the mic and spun off sum dope lyriks
the club waz rockin with the atmosperics
ya couldnt stop me... the place waz pumpin
like rocco in prague...all that botty humpin
the doorman popped over he sed cooee
ya got a cute ass can ya let me see
i grabbed the first record smashed it on his head
wud u believe it was right said fred
i ducked and weaved i decided to flit
a trail of shit made its way to the exit
i was overjoyed to escape the den
cos the next song he played - ITS FUCIN RAINING MEN

themz aint gud lyriks tho
makin me change my styleeee

 

[Saysay]

Just 4 u den m8 cos its ruinin my flo
goin out to my man .......cano

He's D. E. F. I. N. A. TELY
a badder DJ than Jeremy Healey
but his tunes are as fresh as my grannies pussy
i heard he shag her sensless cos he aint 2 fussy
4 5 6 he's gr8 on the dex
tearing up the groove like a 10" dick
so i sed can u play a record for me
pulled outta his box sum elvis pressley
i sed no can you play sum rockers revenge
cos that shit waz more old skool than fukin stonehenge
i sed lets have a look inside your box
he sed "theres only a suppository there im on detox"
i sed "walking on sunshine - i can see it there"
he picked aled jones - walking in the air
1000 clubbers then decide to lynch me
my pants were soggy they waz full of wee wee
then i grabbed the mic and spun off sum dope lyriks
the club waz rockin with the atmosperics
ya couldnt stop me... the place waz pumpin
like rocco in prague...all that botty humpin
the doorman popped over he sed cooee
ya got a cute ass can ya let me see
i grabbed the first record smashed it on his head
wud u believe it was right said fred
i ducked and weaved i decided to flit
a trail of shit made its way to the exit
i was overjoyed to escape the den
cos the next song he played - ITS FUCIN RAINING MEN

themz aint gud lyriks tho
makin me change my styleeee

Lololol, made me laugh that! Nice one!

 

[CANO ...]

Hehe , fookin ace nice 1 like

Just 4 u den m8 cos its ruinin my flo
goin out to my man .......cano

He's D. E. F. I. N. A. TELY
a badder DJ than Jeremy Healey
but his tunes are as fresh as my grannies pussy
i heard he shag her sensless cos he aint 2 fussy
4 5 6 he's gr8 on the dex
tearing up the groove like a 10" dick
so i sed can u play a record for me
pulled outta his box sum elvis pressley
i sed no can you play sum rockers revenge
cos that shit waz more old skool than fukin stonehenge
i sed lets have a look inside your box
he sed "theres only a suppository there im on detox"
i sed "walking on sunshine - i can see it there"
he picked aled jones - walking in the air
1000 clubbers then decide to lynch me
my pants were soggy they waz full of wee wee
then i grabbed the mic and spun off sum dope lyriks
the club waz rockin with the atmosperics
ya couldnt stop me... the place waz pumpin
like rocco in prague...all that botty humpin
the doorman popped over he sed cooee
ya got a cute ass can ya let me see
i grabbed the first record smashed it on his head
wud u believe it was right said fred
i ducked and weaved i decided to flit
a trail of shit made its way to the exit
i was overjoyed to escape the den
cos the next song he played - ITS FUCIN RAINING MEN

themz aint gud lyriks tho
makin me change my styleeee

 

[oldskoolkidder]

was chatting about this subject recently at Retro at the Tube with Cheeky Dj Dannie Kavanagh, duno how we got on bout it like but, we came up with the answer that they duno wen to shut up! hehe, only gud MC's i think are Lou and Irie!

wud hate it tho if i was dj'ing sumwhere n the mc was shouting loads of bolox over the set i had decided to play! jus think they spoil it, like most ppl have sed u go out to dance to the music not to listen to MC's shoutin a load of bolox!

 

[Mesh]

was chatting about this subject recently at Retro at the Tube with Cheeky Dj Dannie Kavanagh, duno how we got on bout it like but, we came up with the answer that they duno wen to shut up! hehe, only gud MC's i think are Lou and Irie!

wud hate it tho if i was dj'ing sumwhere n the mc was shouting loads of bolox over the set i had decided to play! jus think they spoil it, like most ppl have sed u go out to dance to the music not to listen to MC's shoutin a load of bolox!

But if Poddymc with his lyrical genius offered his services, I'm sure every DJ on this board would book him
xtc, 123, abc genius!!

Cano and Oldskool Dazed, how about givin Poddy his big break on PR?

 

[oldskoolkidder]

spose i went bit ova tha top like, dont mind MC's like but if they go ova tha top they to tend to get abit anoyin . ..

 

[cutter]

i think the mc on pr's halfacre show is total pants!!!!!!

 

[Tim Acid]

Yep deffo m8 - he is a complete Gob shite

i think the mc on pr's halfacre show is total pants!!!!!!

 

[PoddyMC]

But if Poddymc with his lyrical genius offered his services, I'm sure every DJ on this board would book him
xtc, 123, abc genius!!

Cano and Oldskool Dazed, how about givin Poddy his big break on PR?

Nice 1 m8
looks like a job 4 da lyrikal masta

PoddyMC
pirate radio on xtc
abc
123
up a tree
1212
we can rok da ouse at hazy 2

aaiiiiiiettttt!1111

 

[Mesh]

i think the mc on pr's halfacre show is total pants!!!!!!

Agreed!
He should go and have a quiet word with himself!!
Or get lessons off PoddyMC!

cum folla me cum folla me
Scouse House!
Peace Out Home Slice!

 

[Entropy92]

this is an example of some quality mc'ing by ragga

 

[Jiglo]

How does this thread keep popping up when there are no new posts? :S

It's like a magic thread saying that somebody has just recently posted, but when you look, it had happened a day ago lol