OSA members limerick (keep it going)

[Jiglo]

There is a new member called Shynarr
From the oustkirts of Frisco there's none finer
His mission is to avenge
And find old video of Revenge
To relive his youth as a minor.

 

[Jiglo]

I once knew a guy called Judderz
When I think what he did I shudders
With a wrong use a glue
With someone who I wont say who
Oh alright, he was glued for the night to his mother

 

[Jiglo]

There is a chap here called Postie
Who burnt his bit on a toastie
The cheese was too hot
He's a silly clot
He's still haunted of his past by a ghostie

 

[Deleted member 6141]

an osa member named solloway
got locked in a prison called holloway
he's doing his sentence,without much repentance
and he'll be free in the month to follow may

 

[Jiglo]

A girl who doesn't post much is nics
Have you heard how she gets her kicks?
She lives in a skip
and gives passers by lip
But she learnt from the best, 'Sticky Vics'

 

[BOD]

The young man known as blackburn raver
Would sell his own mum for a quaver
Because this cheesy snack
He is hooked like its crack
It's the crunch, its the melt,its the flavour

 

[Entropy92]

There once was a girl called Deb,
who always acts like a bit of a pleb,
she puts it all out,
for a brummie no doubt,
and she thinks shes a bit of a celeb!

 

[Barrie Jay]

There's an old bugger called Barrie Jay
And for fucks sake spell his name this way
Or he picks up on it,
And will then give you shit
About grammer the rest of the day

There is a bloke on here we call Bod
Who thinks he is such a bright sod
Disrespecting his elders by calling them old
Well at least I am not going completely bald
It is also ironic that in taking the piss
He spells the word grammar incorrectly
I shall Tim about this

 

[Northern Star]

Not forgetting our Superdan
He truly is the man that can
He'll knock up a bong
Wearing Vees Thong
Now were all his no 1 fan

 

[BOD]

There is a bloke on here we call Bod
Who thinks he is such a bright sod
Disrespecting his elders by calling them old
Well at least I am not going completely bald
It is also ironic that in taking the piss
He spells the word grammar incorrectly
I shall Tim about this

Ha now who is thick to walk into that trick

 

[Barrie Jay]

Ha now who is thick to walk into that trick

I spotted your plot, I am not that thick
The purpose of this thread was a limerick, you prick
To post a one liner is such a crime
Because it contains no fucking rhyme

 

[Northern Star]

rolling on floor laughing at these
some of you guys are a real fuckin tease
good job weve all got a funny bone to tickle
otherwise we'd all be in a right blooming pickle

 

[Barrie Jay]

I know a bloke called Slaggymong
He is most happy when smoking a bong
But when he takes pills he gets very silly
He laughs, he moons and gets out his willy

 

[Barrie Jay]

I know a bloke who is called Superdan
He says he likes house but is a closet disco fan
Wearing pink platform boots he looks so gay
His favourite tune is YMCA

 

[BOD]

There once was a girl here called Lottie
Who's mind was just filthy and grotty
Obsessed with drunks and tramps
Drugs and soiled underpants
And with nappy rashed asses all spotty

 

[BOD]

Jiglo also known as Jim
Once drank a full bottle of vim
After hours of squirming
And lots of face gurning
His turd came out cleaner than him

 

[BOD]

Another guy on here's JACK G
Who sits down when he has a pee
And then wipes with paper
A very strange caper
So is Jack a HE or a SHE?

 

[Northern Star]

Let me mention Danny Dee
He is a secret fan of glee
He prances around in his spandex shorts
In sparkly gold and pink he cavorts
It really is a sight to see
The one the only Danny Dee

 

[PepeLePew]

There was a young boy called Ian Manc
Whom everyone called a skank
His girlfriend is the lovely featherlash
Who has now got an unsightly botty rash
From an activity that can only be described spank-wank

 

[Northern Star]

Moving onto Mr Pleasurdrome2
He really struggled having a poo
He pushed and he heaved
Wiped with his sleeve
And spents hours bent over the loo