I still love you softlaaaa'
Not as much as I love Duke mind... he's king of the post midnight shoutbox pussy prowl
lolol
Duke is officially king of the 10 to 3'ers
The half past 3'ers are always much better coz by then you'd be in a kebab shop with bright lighting & could check you weren't taking Marilyn Mansun home instead of Marilyn Monroe
I was on acid too How the fuck I managed to charm someone when I could barely manage the power of speech is beyond me 
Happy days.... & a jar of vaseline & a pair of Marigolds ?
I've done that in my dim n distant non-fat-twat days
Funny how so many little tribes of pilled up / tripping their nuts off fucktards always managed to congregate at the only 24 hour garage in town at fuckwit o'clock
.....however im old skool so can take it & even give it back if required
Well chuck it's lorra lorra difficulty choosing.... so here's our Graham with the rundown...
Well Miss Ladyb1itz will you...
Go for Number 1 - our Postie who when he isn't striking at the drop of the hat drops his kecks at the drop of a kebab. He's a mean Detroit Spinner but will he keep working his way back to YOU babe ?
Or perhaps Number 2, Buzz the OSA resident wideboy Saaavener ? His Cockney charm will make your heart melt, your temperature rise & bring on bouts of head-twirling dizziness... & after you are completely knocked out by his Rohypnol cocktails he'll nick your purse !
Or finally what about our Scaaaas scamp Mr Ben, that famous Liverpudlian Scouse wit, charm & humour are just a few things that our Huyton hero is missing ! He is rumoured however to be able to suck his own... but coming in at 3 foot 6 that just means he's hung like a Chinese gerbil.
The choice Miss Ladyb1itz.... is YOURS
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Well chuck it's lorra lorra difficulty choosing.... so here's our Graham with the rundown...
Well Miss Ladyb1itz will you...
Go for Number 1 - our Postie who when he isn't striking at the drop of the hat drops his kecks at the drop of a kebab. He's a mean Detroit Spinner but will he keep working his way back to YOU babe ?
Or perhaps Number 2, Buzz the OSA resident wideboy Saaavener ? His Cockney charm will make your heart melt, your temperature rise & bring on bouts of head-twirling dizziness... & after you are completely knocked out by his Rohypnol cocktails he'll nick your purse !
Or finally what about our Scaaaas scamp Mr Ben, that famous Liverpudlian Scouse wit, charm & humour are just a few things that our Huyton hero is missing ! He is rumoured however to be able to suck his own... but coming in at 3 foot 6 that just means he's hung like a Chinese gerbil.
The choice Miss Ladyb1itz.... is YOURS
That's just mad me spit coffee at my screen 
me back in the day
me wiv the wife
me now withe eldest son
Yes - but in a good way - besides you haven't done too badly at all there have you
me back in the day
Is that a police mug shot? Made me think of this anyway!!
