post a picture of a random character off the net and describe them
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This is jamshed, he wants a date
Jamshed Ahmad Gaad
Member ID 225
Name Jamshed Ahmad Gaad
Qualification MLIS, MA (Economics)
Age 34
Gender female (just a bit hairy)
Blood Group B+ Ve
Designation Librarian
Organisation Govt: Girls Degree College, Matli, Distt: Badin, Sindh
Address B-20 Nasim Nagar Phase 1 Qasimabad
City Hyderabad
Province Sindh
Office Phone 92-226-740272
Home Phone 92-221-650766
Email jamshedgaad@yahoo.com
Jamshed Ahmad Gaad
Member ID 225
Name Jamshed Ahmad Gaad
Qualification MLIS, MA (Economics)
Age 34
Gender female (just a bit hairy)
Blood Group B+ Ve
Designation Librarian
Organisation Govt: Girls Degree College, Matli, Distt: Badin, Sindh
Address B-20 Nasim Nagar Phase 1 Qasimabad
City Hyderabad
Province Sindh
Office Phone 92-226-740272
Home Phone 92-221-650766
Email jamshedgaad@yahoo.com
This is Bungee Skunk (BS for short)
35 from New Jersey (US)
Married with 2 embarrassed kids
His story in brief:
After many years of being a fantastic and well respected team mascot, BS’s assistant mistook the safe costume adhesive for super glue. Even though it looks like BS is still in the mascot line of work, he is now years older. He has had to endure 6 years of abuse (mainly ‘cartoon’ style practical jokes) from the local kids who continue to mock him and his unfortunate accident to this day.
Bungee Skunk is currently moving to an unknown location for his own safety.
Please wish him the best in the future.
This is Brewster Kellogg (I shit you not, this is indeed his real name....)
Brewster works at the Arizona College of Osethopathic Medicine, though no-one is sure what he actually does.
"He just turns up everyday wearing a suit and a slightly scary grin, but no-one knows what he does" explains his college Dinesh Patel MD.
Brewster is currently single and looking for date.
Brewster list his interests as playing the wobble board, looking out of the window and handstands.
Brewster ironically does not have millions, and hates corn flakes.
Take a bow Brewster you are my OSA Random Internet Bellend Of The Day.
Brewster works at the Arizona College of Osethopathic Medicine, though no-one is sure what he actually does.
"He just turns up everyday wearing a suit and a slightly scary grin, but no-one knows what he does" explains his college Dinesh Patel MD.
Brewster is currently single and looking for date.
Brewster list his interests as playing the wobble board, looking out of the window and handstands.
Brewster ironically does not have millions, and hates corn flakes.
Take a bow Brewster you are my OSA Random Internet Bellend Of The Day.
Fab thread!!
This is Carl, he's a Chav and supports Man U from his home in Outer Mongolia. He likes reading "how to commit the perfect murder of your parents" books and secretly thinks he's married to Britney. He also owns a small terrier called "goldie"
This is Carl, he's a Chav and supports Man U from his home in Outer Mongolia. He likes reading "how to commit the perfect murder of your parents" books and secretly thinks he's married to Britney. He also owns a small terrier called "goldie"
i just had to ressurect this post so all the newbies could join in plus i just love it, makes me giggle!!!:|
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Nice one Dee Dee 
I'd completely forgotten about this fella
Just been pissing meself again He's just so perfect
I'd completely forgotten about this fella
Just been pissing meself again
He's just so perfect Funnily enough, I was going to rehash this thread a while ago.
Easily the funniest thing ever in The Chillout Room......
Easily the funniest thing ever in The Chillout Room......
This is Matthew Humphrey.
He is a regular visitor at Nuffield, which is a gradute college of the University of Oxford.
His hobbies include plane spotting, watching Rosie and Jim and murdering prostitutes.......
He is currently living in various locations across the country until the police finally catch up with him......
This is Susan Humphrey (she's no relation to Matthew the serial killer above.....)
I have no information on her, though her picture says Athletics, Athens 2004 and she has a very fetching USA team shellsuit.....
Anna Kornikova watch out......there's another sports superbabe out to steal your crown............:|
This is Ray Carlsen. Commodore 64 electronics expert. If you have some commodre 64 hardware thats fooked then he's the man in the know...:S
This is Bernard.
Bernard enjoys scaring people in webcafés whilst downloading porn, no frills sensible jumpers with shirts underneath and going to fancy dress parties dressed as Aldof Hilter.
Take a bow Bernard.......
This is Wo-Hen Nankan. He thinks she's a prince....I mean she thinks he's a prince....whatever...:S He better think long and hard then...
More pics of this nutter here...http://www.geocities.com/asianprince_213/
Here is Gertrude and she has a message for everyone....
Gertrude, if I was you, I wouldn't make the effort to go out much either, love......
Gertrude, if I was you, I wouldn't make the effort to go out much either, love......
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OSA will you please welcome Bob Zimmerman.
Bob makes radiator covers for a living. Here is his website.....www.zimmermann.org/bob/ he really loves his job.
He also enjoys astronomy.....as on his website he put a link for a comet collision with Jupiter.....(and I quote.....) "Comet Shoemaker-Levy Collision with Jupiter. Way cool pictures of the first observed astronomical collision"
It must be a thrill a minute at Bob's house.
Here is your moment in the sun, Bob.......enjoy.
Bob makes radiator covers for a living. Here is his website.....www.zimmermann.org/bob/ he really loves his job.
He also enjoys astronomy.....as on his website he put a link for a comet collision with Jupiter.....(and I quote.....) "Comet Shoemaker-Levy Collision with Jupiter. Way cool pictures of the first observed astronomical collision"
It must be a thrill a minute at Bob's house.
Here is your moment in the sun, Bob.......enjoy.
Here is Jeremy Lumpkin.....
Hmmm......is Jeremy a hardnut "jock" in his school, or summat?
(Someone called Jeremy Lumpkin wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes in my school, I can tell ya......)
Way to go Jeremy, as your teamates no doubt say.......
Hmmm......is Jeremy a hardnut "jock" in his school, or summat?
(Someone called Jeremy Lumpkin wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes in my school, I can tell ya......)
Way to go Jeremy, as your teamates no doubt say.......
Everyone say "howdy" to......
Ernest Istook
AKA Ernest James Istook, Jr.
Born: 11-Feb-1950
Birthplace: Ft. Worth, TX
Gender: Male
Religion: Mormon
Ethnicity: White
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: Politician
Nationality: United States
Executive summary: Congressman, Oklahoma 5th 1993-
Wife: Judy Lee Bills (m. 1973)
Son: Ernest III ("Butch")
Son: Chad
Daughter: Amy
Daughter: Diana
Daughter: Emily
High School: Castleberry High School, Ft. Worth, TX (1967)
University: BA Journalism, Baylor University (1971)
Law School: JD, Oklahoma City University (1976)
U.S. Congressman, Oklahoma 5th, 1993-
State House of Representatives Oklahoma, 1987-93
American Legislative Exchange Council
Boy Scouts of America Scoutmaster
Emergency Committee to Defeat Al Gore
Emergency Committee to Stop Hillary Rodham Clinton
Official Website:
http://www.house.gov/istook/
Sorry Ernest mate, but calling your sons Ernest III (Butch) and Chad means you are a worthy addition to the OSA Random Internet Bellend rollcall......
Ernest Istook
AKA Ernest James Istook, Jr.
Born: 11-Feb-1950
Birthplace: Ft. Worth, TX
Gender: Male
Religion: Mormon
Ethnicity: White
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: Politician
Nationality: United States
Executive summary: Congressman, Oklahoma 5th 1993-
Wife: Judy Lee Bills (m. 1973)
Son: Ernest III ("Butch")
Son: Chad
Daughter: Amy
Daughter: Diana
Daughter: Emily
High School: Castleberry High School, Ft. Worth, TX (1967)
University: BA Journalism, Baylor University (1971)
Law School: JD, Oklahoma City University (1976)
U.S. Congressman, Oklahoma 5th, 1993-
State House of Representatives Oklahoma, 1987-93
American Legislative Exchange Council
Boy Scouts of America Scoutmaster
Emergency Committee to Defeat Al Gore
Emergency Committee to Stop Hillary Rodham Clinton
Official Website:
http://www.house.gov/istook/
Sorry Ernest mate, but calling your sons Ernest III (Butch) and Chad means you are a worthy addition to the OSA Random Internet Bellend rollcall......
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I think this could quite possibly be the best "bump" ever. I'd totally forgot about this thread, nice one! 
So, this is Jeremy...
Jeremy is 46 years old and enjoys pancakes, burgers and having sex with small dogs. His mum still cuts his hair, and unfortunately he has to settle for NHS glasses.
So, this is Jeremy...
Jeremy is 46 years old and enjoys pancakes, burgers and having sex with small dogs. His mum still cuts his hair, and unfortunately he has to settle for NHS glasses.
