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If you wanted to go with the flow...would you queu
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i am stavros. from the greece.... i like play bridge for the local team church. I hate kebab. I like vegatarian.
I also like hockey and goat jousting...(we have many goat, so no worry)

i am 35, and love my mama. Jeremy should have gone to specksavers!!!!


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Here is Brad Pick......
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Brad is the assistant coach of the Culver Boys Ice Hockey team, The Eagles.

A graduate of Culver who played for the Eagles from 1992-95, Pick returned to the community in 2002 to work for the development office. Pick grew up playing hockey in the Cleveland suburb of North Olmsted.
After leaving Culver, Pick split the 1995-96 season in Junior A Hockey with the Cleveland Barons of the North American Hockey League and the Sioux City (Iowa) Musketeers of the United States Hockey League. While earning his degree in business administration from Cleveland State University in 1999, Pick also was the head coach of the Cleveland St. Ignatius junior varsity program for two seasons.

He sound's a decent enough chap......BUT if you rearrange the letters a bit in his name it spell's BAD PRICK......

Sorry Bad....err....Brad, this is why you are joining OSA's Random Internet Bellend thread......and let's be honest, you DO look a bit of a bad prick, mate......​
 
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Im proud to introduce you all to DAVE NEVEL
Apparently Dave Nevel and Gary Turner hatched the idea to build their own UNIX PC and get connected to the Internet in the early '90s. Dave has been the UNIX guru for the dmapub project from the beginning, with strong support from Ken Phelps and some others.

In his spare time Dave is an Inspector Clouseau impersonator. Dave also does a fantasic Windsor Davies from 'Aint half hot mum'. 'You Lovely Boy!'. Dave first got his lucky break in showbiz starring in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang as the German Baron Bomburst and sang the hit song
''You're my little chu-chi face,My coo-chi, coo-chi, woo-chi little chu-chi face''.

Dave now is in semi retirement while he ponders over future role offers and reads through suitable scripts. One to look out for in the future is Dave starring in the remake of 'The Perils of Penelope Pitstop' as The Hooded Claw, a sure fire smash if ever there was one.

Dave we salute you!
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Over the hill in St Helens
i found the lovely pat, her profile says it all really.....
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Pat Mullins
AGE: 47

LOCATION: Perth, West Australia

NOMINATED FOR Pioneering the sport of rolling on her side, and completing a record breaking roll from Perth to Fremantle.

HOBBIES: Girls nights out, Jenga, walks along the beach, d and m's, emailing sons

AMBITION: To roll on her side from Perth to Uluru

BACKGROUND: Pat was born with a disability. One of her legs is shorter than the other. As a result, she developed the ability to roll on her side at incredible speeds.

Pat was nominated for her endurance roll from Perth to Fremantle, and now plans to take on her biggest challenge yet.

With her beloved husband Terry as coach, Pat plans to roll on her side from Perth to Uluru.

"Yes I'm disabled... but I can roll."

This is a song she wrote about her husband.....

Terry, Terry
You make me very merry
Even though you're very very hairy
I'll always love my Terry

amongst all this she has a dolphin collection and is in the running for 'Australian of the year'

Read more about Pat here.....http://www.abc.net.au/tv/heroes/pat/
 
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Bump! :)




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Hi, my name is Richard Donovan. Some people think I look a bit like Noel Edmonds, but I think that's just because we both have gay beards. I'm very pround of my hair and beard, because my head would look the same even if it were turned upside down.

In my spare time I like to put hamsters up my bum and attach electrodes to my nipples. Don't let the cheeky smile fool you. I'm one twisted mo-fo.
 
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Hello my name is memmet i am 38 years off age , i work as a janitor at our local comp as i love children but dont have my own as i am barren , but dont let that fool you as i am hung like a donkey , my hobbies are part time modelling a bit of a wannabe dj my gigs include pensioners xmas party , church fete all set up by my ( sorry gunna name drop here ) mate dj matt stevens , i am married but my marriage is a sham as i am a gaylord fudgepacker who has a crush on pat sharp , hope you have enjoyed reading my profile and feel free to contact me regarding work i.e weddings / christnings / Barmitfers / birthdays . i cater for all , my record collection is vast with diffrent taste from scooter to t,pau !!!! you know i is gunna kick it , b there or be square wiv bad boy dj memmet innit ! my modelling pics are to come , hang loose

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Everyone meet Kyle.......

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This is Kyle Kuntz, (I shit you not, this is indeed his real name......)

He plays American Football at Ohio High School, and this is his ultimate achievement in life. I'll let Kyle tell you all about himself......

Personal
Son of Don Kuntz and Sharon Kuntz . . . two sisters . . . father played football at Ball State and lettered in 1973 and 1974 . . . mother is also Ball State alum . . . two sisters . . . sister, Amanda, played soccer at the University of Dayton . . . born Dec. 25, 1986, in Dayton, Ohio . . . owns a cumulative 3.44 grade-point average on Ball State’s 4.0 scale . . . managed a 3.35 GPA last spring . . . full name is Kyle Robert Kuntz.

High School
Earned three letters in football for Coach Dan Thobe . . . helped Butler H.S. to two Ohio High School Division II Playoff appearances . . . tallied 93 tackles, three interceptions, four sacks and caused two fumbles as a senior . . . also managed 135 rushing yards in senior season . . . All-Greater Western Ohio Conference and All-Southwest Ohio Special Mention as a senior . . . managed 248 tackles, three interceptions, four caused fumbles, 430 yards rushing, six rushing touchdowns and 120 yards receiving in his career . . . team captain and team Most Valuable Player as a senior . . . named team’s best defensive back as a junior . . . participated in the Miami Valley Coach’s Association All-Star Game and was named game’s Most Valuable Defensive Back . . . also earned four letters in track . . . National Honor Society.

2005:
Redshirted as a walk-on.

So Kyle comes from a big family of Kuntz. "Way to go, Kyle" as no doubt your team mates would say, as you are now officially an OSA Random Internet Bellend. Well done Kyle, or can I call you Kunty?
 
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Mutherfukking BUMP!!

Everyone say hello to Bob Hofkin.

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Here is a rundown of Bob...

Bob has been calling since 1997 for public and private dance events and at dance festivals.
His repertoire includes modern and "chestnut" contras, traditional Southern, Western, New England, and singing squares, triplets, and more. He looks for material that's fun to dance and has a surprise or two.
[FONT=tahoma, Arial, Helvetica]Bob co-manages and is the sound guy for the Bear Dancers series.[/FONT]

[FONT=tahoma, Arial, Helvetica]To see a schedule of Bob's recent and upcoming public events, [/FONT][FONT=tahoma, Arial, Helvetica]click here.[/FONT]
[FONT=tahoma, Arial, Helvetica]To contact Bob, click here for email or phone 302-838-0493 x4.[/FONT]

Bob does "dance festivals"......can't wait to see him at Creamfields.......

You go Bob. You are officially added to the Random Internet Bellend rollcall.
 
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sunshine on Leith, via Watford
Introducing the one and only :

Steve Sharp
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And Steve is a wood clamper, and er clamps wood- and is telling us he has clamped 5 pieces of wood today.
Steve insists that he will only have a photo taken as long as there is a boat in the background the cheeky salty old seadog.
 
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Here is Thom Myers.

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Thom is a "DJ" for KFOK Community Radio in Georgetown, California.

Here is his write up.....

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Thom Myers - From Lead Belly, to Howlin' Wolf and Big Joe Turner, to the Paul Butterfield and Charlie Musselwhite, to Walter Trout and acts you've never heard of, Thom's knowledge of the genre is extensive. Blues Palette is just what it implies, painting a portrait of the Blues with his knowledge, and appreciation, of this truly original American art form. Thom was the Co-founder and a driving force behind the 1997 formation of the Sierra Blues Society (www.sierrabluessociety.org). His latest project involves uniting all aspects of blues music preservation and production with the establishment of the Blues Heritage Alliance.[/FONT]


I so want to listen to this radio station......

Check out Thom and the rest of his superstar DJ's on here......Details of KFOK Radio Calendar. Keep an eye out for EJ & Kyle Junkins and Kyle & Andy Lagomarsino.
 
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stee said:
Mutherfukking BUMP!!

Everyone say hello to Bob Hofkin.

bob2004.jpg


Here is a rundown of Bob...

Bob has been calling since 1997 for public and private dance events and at dance festivals.
His repertoire includes modern and "chestnut" contras, traditional Southern, Western, New England, and singing squares, triplets, and more. He looks for material that's fun to dance and has a surprise or two.
[FONT=tahoma, Arial, Helvetica]Bob co-manages and is the sound guy for the Bear Dancers series.[/FONT]

[FONT=tahoma, Arial, Helvetica]To see a schedule of Bob's recent and upcoming public events, [/FONT][FONT=tahoma, Arial, Helvetica]click here.[/FONT]
[FONT=tahoma, Arial, Helvetica]To contact Bob, click here for email or phone 302-838-0493 x4.[/FONT]

Bob does "dance festivals"......can't wait to see him at Creamfields.......

You go Bob. You are officially added to the Random Internet Bellend rollcall.
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Looks scarily like Peter Sutcliffe the Yorkshire ripper:|
 


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