Someone has to lower the tone on here

[WAFC]

There's far to much prudence,backslapping and what have you on this website.
Who is the roughest bird you ever poked. First name, height, Weight,Location of bird and whereabouts did you do it. For the woman on here if you want to join in be my guest.

Name - Lisa
Height - 5 foot 1
Weight - pushing 13 stones and veiny horrible thripennys as well.
Location - Bolton I think.
Whereabouts - Some house in Tongue Moore in Bolton.
Was she a good jump though - No I was to pissed and struggled to get a lob on.

 

[Shooms]

WAFC mate - I read this last night & killed meself laffin top work fella....

I am still debating whether to divulge my shameful exploits :$

 

[pianoman]

ah, well...............................

I'll take the 5th amendment on that due to the HUGE shame element!.

besides...............I woulndt Name her coz thats cruel ect considering the tread title!!.

and iF I did she's say "AH BUT I WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU ONCE" then call me a twat or summat!!.

 

[butty]

Name - Vicky
Height - 5 fooot 3 ish
Weight - Id say around 12 stone with a limp
Location - salford
Whereabouts - me kitchen sideboard type thing
Was she a good jump though - No. i would have got a better nobbin off a kitchen utensil that was nearby

lol shud said girl log on and see this then the above information is a complete lie.

 

['Shabba']

Mental note,

Don't ever eat off butty's kitchen sideboard and certainly do not use the kitchen utensils!!!!!!!

This thread is just so very wrong on so many levels.

Kinda interesting though so keep it up lads.

 

[butty]

lol weve got a new sideboard since then it was a long long time ago.

as for the kitchen utensils. i stil pleasure myself with them to this day.

 

[johns_ar]

i aint putting one of me own up cos wouldnt suprise me if our lass browsed here.....so ill share one of me mates exploits with yer

Name - Stevie (its actually a bird, named after some fleetwood mac geezer?)
Height - 6 ft 2
Weight - at least 15 clem
Location - grangetown/shanty town (roughest bit of middlesbrough)
Whereabouts - the only house on the terrace bit that werent boarded up......a shit hole, practically a squat - no carpets & no leccy.
Fuck of his life apparently, no holes barred and were at it till lunchtime the next day

Worst of it is tho......she had the decorators in (he werent arsed tho :S)

A fitting way to bring up the 2000 posts mark me thinks - Cheers Spud

 

[Wolfy]

Name - Sarah
Height - 5 fooot 6ish
Weight - No idea (was on the plump side of normal)
Location - London
Whereabouts - Her bed (Her bedroom was a tip!)
Was she a good jump though - No lame as. Had a minge like Rasputin's beard :| :| Feckin ridiculous! I was smashed as - The old Work Christmas do - Absolute mare'

Had the piss taken endlessly by mates for months. She was a bit of a 'Scooter Bird' - Good for a laaf until your mates catch you on her!

 

['Shabba']

Had the piss taken endlessly by mates for months. She was a bit of a 'Scooter Bird' - Good for a laaf until your mates catch you on her!

Exellent.

 

[Shooms]

Had a minge like Rasputin's beard :| :|

PMSL !!!!!!! That is a fantastic saying that I intend to use on a daily basis from here on in !

 

[johns_ar]

that is a top quality sayin that wolfy

so is the scooter bird one

 

[nathan]

pmsl

hhmmm erm.

name:- Nicky
height:- 5 ft 5" approx
weight:- don't know she had an amazing body and was gorgeous though
location:- london
whereabouts:- my ex's flat, her stairs and her bed.
was she a good jump:- NO! apart from being extremely attractive she was a bit of a bunny boiler and stared at me expressionless throughout not even trying to enjoy herself and then faked it really badly as I came

 

[lizer]

as for the kitchen utensils. i stil pleasure myself with them to this day.

Images of butty and a cheese grater in me head now ffs.

So as for rasputins beard would u rather have a baldy salmon or a hairy trout?????

 

['Shabba']

Images of butty and a cheese grater in me head now ffs.

So as for rasputins beard would u rather have a baldy salmon or a hairy trout?????

Can i opt for neither on this one please.

And as for butty and the kitchen utensils, i was picturing more of a potato masher, they're just so versatile.

 

[butty]

And as for butty and the kitchen utensils, i was picturing more of a potato masher, they're just so versatile.

youve been there aint ya!!

only an experienced utensil fecker knows the real qualities that lie within the potato masher

oo im gettin all wet now

 

['Shabba']

I think u misunderstand me butty,

I meant that you can mash potatos, carrots, swede, pretty much anything u want mashed.

I have in no time of my life used a potato masher in a sexual manner, whatever that picture may show on that web site. They imposed my face on someone else and i'm sticking to that story!!!

 

[butty]

lol

damn them photoshop anoraks and there crazy image manipulation methods

 

[johns_ar]

what about an electric whisk

 

[nowthen]

Here's my ' night of shame'

Name : I honesty cant remember. Bet it was Shaz or somat tho.
Height : short n round

Weight : bet she was at least 13 stone ( yeeehaaa! )

Loacation : Levenshulme, Mcr.

Whereabouts : her mates, kids bedroom complete with A-Team Quilt cover!

Good Ride? : nah not at all, i only went back there cos I'd missed my lift back from town. If I'd have known the horrors to come, I would have walked home!

memorable moment : literally screaming in the morning when my eyes focused on what i'd 'done'!!

 

[northern minx]

what about an electric whisk

lol!!!!!!!!!!! always helps if u can plug it into the mains!!




ps.. this thread is so wrong but have to admit,quite funny stories!!!!