anyone who's not answered this
is either soft as shite or scared of their bird. in other words soft as shite.
is either soft as shite or scared of their bird. in other words soft as shite.
Someone has to lower the tone on here
- Thread starter WAFC
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doolz said:
Check this out then :
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Bad ass bird
Well WAFC as you know i managed to pull the worst bird ever she was mingin this bird would make an onion cry!
She was partly mentaly retardrd and had this awfull twitch, which i thought was her pissed. I found out the morning after she was retarded and needed attention but not my kin but phycological kind.
she was a size 16 and sweated, constantlly even when it was only about 2 or 3 degrees, i got plastered with her for a laff coz she was great to take the piss out of coz she never understud what the fk was going on! however as i grew more plastered she did and 1 thing lead to another. I let her stay the night at my flat no problem but garath was on the couch justing in the other room so no option but to let her stay in my bed.
Told her like nothing more than just mates and tried to goto sleep, lights off 5 mins later she was grabbing me and going for it NO happened about 3 more times before i was pissed enough to decided bollocks to it, its dark i cant see her and shes half way down ill let her go for it. I did !
I wok in the morning next to it and felt ill the cap she had been wearing all night was removed to reveal she had no hair well little hair and when she scratched her hair it fell out, she was still sweating and and now she really stunk!
Got back from work that day and found she'd left her jumper on the floor, blatent case of I forgot my jumper. So I packed me bags and left the flat that night. Never herd from the weirdo again. but that was the woldls worst bird !
Well WAFC as you know i managed to pull the worst bird ever she was mingin this bird would make an onion cry!
She was partly mentaly retardrd and had this awfull twitch, which i thought was her pissed. I found out the morning after she was retarded and needed attention but not my kin but phycological kind.
she was a size 16 and sweated, constantlly even when it was only about 2 or 3 degrees, i got plastered with her for a laff coz she was great to take the piss out of coz she never understud what the fk was going on! however as i grew more plastered she did and 1 thing lead to another. I let her stay the night at my flat no problem but garath was on the couch justing in the other room so no option but to let her stay in my bed.
Told her like nothing more than just mates and tried to goto sleep, lights off 5 mins later she was grabbing me and going for it NO happened about 3 more times before i was pissed enough to decided bollocks to it, its dark i cant see her and shes half way down ill let her go for it. I did !
I wok in the morning next to it and felt ill the cap she had been wearing all night was removed to reveal she had no hair well little hair and when she scratched her hair it fell out, she was still sweating and and now she really stunk!
Got back from work that day and found she'd left her jumper on the floor, blatent case of I forgot my jumper. So I packed me bags and left the flat that night. Never herd from the weirdo again. but that was the woldls worst bird !
jesus christ cam.....
im wondering who was really the mentally retarded one!
left the flat! id have left the country....
u certainly take the worst story there mate, u couldnt make somehting like that up :O
im wondering who was really the mentally retarded one!
left the flat! id have left the country....
u certainly take the worst story there mate, u couldnt make somehting like that up :O
dear dear dear dear dear. How you've ever recovered a sex life after that cam i really do not know. Just reading that stroy of yours is gonna have serious reprecusions on my bedroom antics.
Still, 10 outta 10 for being mashed enough to do it.
Still, 10 outta 10 for being mashed enough to do it.
Would ya believe she said i never had to wear a sock :-o pissed as i was I hung in there till it was fully rolled on. Im brave but she must have been riddle with loads of lovely new infections :-/
Haha! Top one Cam, There's a spastic bird round our way who's always wankin kids off in the boozer, she's mad as a hatter. Personally I've never been there meself but I've seen a few of the lads walkin off home with her hobbling behind em!
She's got two kids now as well so someone must have forgot their wellys!!
She's got two kids now as well so someone must have forgot their wellys!!
:| Cam i just dont know what to say mate your sick and mad
Mines got to be last saturday night, ended up at a posh birds house after the Buzz nightclub Wakefield, ya can pull dead easy in there. Well ended up meetin her again and god im not going back there she did my head in
talkin about babies and startin a home. bye bye!!!
Mines got to be last saturday night, ended up at a posh birds house after the Buzz nightclub Wakefield, ya can pull dead easy in there. Well ended up meetin her again and god im not going back there she did my head in
talkin about babies and startin a home. bye bye!!!Met a bird of the internet too this one i managed to get out of laying, she was crippled and deaf and smelled, and she brought 3 kids with her. She was rank but id said on this chat room ad goose her coz i was pissed and she looked worth it on a photo she sent BAD MOVE !!!
we were having a cig in the back garden and i was drinkin a stella and she said to me dont have to many of them or youll not be able to perform !!!!!!!!!1
I polished off a crate and low and behold I wasnt
we were having a cig in the back garden and i was drinkin a stella and she said to me dont have to many of them or youll not be able to perform !!!!!!!!!1
I polished off a crate and low and behold I wasnt
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LOL!! LOL!!
ERE Cam I have a video me and me mate nathe did!!! U Would piss yr sen and throw up!!! LOL!!!
sieze 22!!!
I was camera man!!!!! Can be heard pissing me sen doing a Ben Dover Impression in Back Ground!!!
ERE Cam I have a video me and me mate nathe did!!! U Would piss yr sen and throw up!!! LOL!!!
sieze 22!!!
I was camera man!!!!! Can be heard pissing me sen doing a Ben Dover Impression in Back Ground!!!
lol mate thats somthing you need to send off to some sicko rag mag, you never know Youve been framed give away £250 ya might get a years supply for sweet fa !
lol nice one butty
This is the thread im after, loads of new people in here now so
same question goes as at the begining here it is incase you aint read the thread or cant be arsed
Someone has to lower the tone on here
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There's far to much prudence,backslapping and what have you on this website.
Who is the roughest bird you ever poked. First name, height, Weight,Location of bird and whereabouts did you do it. For the woman on here if you want to join in be my guest.
Name - Lisa
Height - 5 foot 1
Weight - pushing 13 stones and veiny horrible thripennys as well.
Location - Bolton I think.
Whereabouts - Some house in Tongue Moore in Bolton.
Was she a good jump though - No I was to pissed and struggled to get a lob on.
This is the thread im after, loads of new people in here now so
same question goes as at the begining here it is incase you aint read the thread or cant be arsed
Someone has to lower the tone on here
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There's far to much prudence,backslapping and what have you on this website.
Who is the roughest bird you ever poked. First name, height, Weight,Location of bird and whereabouts did you do it. For the woman on here if you want to join in be my guest.
Name - Lisa
Height - 5 foot 1
Weight - pushing 13 stones and veiny horrible thripennys as well.
Location - Bolton I think.
Whereabouts - Some house in Tongue Moore in Bolton.
Was she a good jump though - No I was to pissed and struggled to get a lob on.
haha well i'll be the first woman then hehehe
trouble is iv only had 2 one nite stands in my whole life and neither were fat, can i still apply???
trouble is iv only had 2 one nite stands in my whole life and neither were fat, can i still apply???
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