Someone has to lower the tone on here
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Three of us once went through a lass called "fat shazz" in a house on eastmoor(wakey) she had piss flaps like a bulldogs bottom lip,needed two hands to keep em open! She had her own home made vibrator which was an electric razor with the foil part covered with a plaster(one of them blue ones)-always good thought when i'm about to shoot me load - keeps the wolf from the door!!!!
p.s I was 2 nd she was a bit damp by then-splish splash splosh
p.s I was 2 nd she was a bit damp by then-splish splash splosh
crikey moseserooneys.....sloppy seconds and thirds with a plaster covered shaver dildo jockey....strewth.
nice imagery there m8. I bet you got good grades at school...but frig me, if its anything like my dads leccy razor, Im not suprised the bulldogs gaining some muscle with the work-out! lol...
"Bzzzzmmmmmzzzzzzmmmmmzmmzmmzmm" nice. lol.
My fave saying, which sounds like a fitting one here....is "like shagging a welly top" lol. :$
Sirius.
nice imagery there m8. I bet you got good grades at school...but frig me, if its anything like my dads leccy razor, Im not suprised the bulldogs gaining some muscle with the work-out! lol...
"Bzzzzmmmmmzzzzzzmmmmmzmmzmmzmm" nice. lol.
My fave saying, which sounds like a fitting one here....is "like shagging a welly top" lol. :$
Sirius.
rofl mine aint that bad tbh
Name - Kim
Height - 5 foot 4 odd
Weight - bout 10 stone
Location - her house
Whereabouts - her bed
Was she a good jump though - not bad tbh, although i was a newbie, she was a dirty bitch and it got better n better, particularly when i had her moanin in the bath, her ma came back, heard us, and went back out again - fuckin toys
im glad i havent fucked any pigs yet... (lol yet)
i really dont think i cud get it up over a fat ugly bird, dunno how u guys manage it
Name - Kim
Height - 5 foot 4 odd
Weight - bout 10 stone
Location - her house
Whereabouts - her bed
Was she a good jump though - not bad tbh, although i was a newbie, she was a dirty bitch and it got better n better, particularly when i had her moanin in the bath, her ma came back, heard us, and went back out again - fuckin toys
im glad i havent fucked any pigs yet... (lol yet)
i really dont think i cud get it up over a fat ugly bird, dunno how u guys manage it
ste30 said:
im glad i havent fucked any pigs yet... (lol yet)
i really dont think i cud get it up over a fat ugly bird, dunno how u guys manage it
All part of lifes rich tapestry, my friend!!
I've got this ones mobile number if yer want to break yer fat birds duck!!
:|
Nowthen.
nowthen said:All part of lifes rich tapestry, my friend!!
I've got this ones mobile number if yer want to break yer fat birds duck!!
:|
Nowthen.
Ewwwwwwwww
shes a BIG GIRL isnt she!! :Sman....her ass is so big, it has its own gravity!
how do i know? just watch the towel get pulled towards it when she shakes it
how do i know? just watch the towel get pulled towards it when she shakes it
Shaging A Fatty
How can you never have shagged a fatty? Everyones shagged a fatty. It's just one of them things that had to be done.
How can you never have shagged a fatty? Everyones shagged a fatty. It's just one of them things that had to be done.
ive only fucked 2 birds...
altho i was with one for 10 months and the other for 14.... and they both aint fat.
and i still dunno how u cud do it
even when im totally fucked, i still dont look at fat birds that way. if anything it just makes me want to call em fat to their face
i just cudnt do it
altho i was with one for 10 months and the other for 14.... and they both aint fat.
and i still dunno how u cud do it
even when im totally fucked, i still dont look at fat birds that way. if anything it just makes me want to call em fat to their face
i just cudnt do it
lol
m8 sorry to disappoint, but thats just how it is
my gf (well on and off atm) is fuckin toys at it, i dont need elsewhere. well i might in this new job thats FULL of fit birds
tbh , warrington lacks nice birds and i cant be attracted to some fat ugly horror
lol
m8 sorry to disappoint, but thats just how it is
my gf (well on and off atm) is fuckin toys at it, i dont need elsewhere. well i might in this new job thats FULL of fit birds
tbh , warrington lacks nice birds and i cant be attracted to some fat ugly horror
lol
Warrington full of shit birds
That's bolox. I recall a delightful minx from the beautiful Orford estate called Susan Scabbyknickers who I often shared a night of unbridled passion with. May I just comment that rumours that her genital regions were like a Zulus Shield are unfounded.
That's bolox. I recall a delightful minx from the beautiful Orford estate called Susan Scabbyknickers who I often shared a night of unbridled passion with. May I just comment that rumours that her genital regions were like a Zulus Shield are unfounded.
Name: Jennifer
Height: about 5' 4"
Weight: an easy 14 stone
Location: behind the kibble school
Whereabouts: Paisley
Was she a good jump though: dunno I was jellied outta ma nut...damn jellies..
Height: about 5' 4"
Weight: an easy 14 stone
Location: behind the kibble school
Whereabouts: Paisley
Was she a good jump though: dunno I was jellied outta ma nut...damn jellies..
nowthen said:All part of lifes rich tapestry, my friend!!
I've got this ones mobile number if yer want to break yer fat birds duck!!
:|
Nowthen.
oh my that is so funny man
rasputins beard rotflmfao
my fave sayings have to be
clowns pocket
horses collar
or the all time number one
like chucking a chipolata up oxford street
my fave sayings have to be
clowns pocket
horses collar
or the all time number one
like chucking a chipolata up oxford street
rofl Orford
good one man
longford just as bad
altho i actually DID know a fit bird from there
and she wasnt a dirty little teen!
good one man
longford just as bad
altho i actually DID know a fit bird from there
and she wasnt a dirty little teen!
