God knows how it came about, but Jonno just said that he reck's a paper cut to the bell end would hurt far more than childbirth. What a stupid moronic thing to suggest eh. What do you think hurts more, being streched to 10inch, your whole pelvic spazzing out with feck off huge tummy cramps lasting anything up to 36 hours- or a stingy little slice to your bell end.
Which is more painfull?
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Its a VERY close call this one.......I dont know which way to turn. It might depend if youre cut or uncut, cos we all know that a paper cut on the fingers when its repeatedly caught can get quite painfull......if you put an errrm plaster on it, the pain is easy.
Well, I suppose Im gonna have to make a serious sirius decision arent I?
I go for child birth. Just snook in there at last minute. (Is snook a word?)
Sirius.
Well, I suppose Im gonna have to make a serious sirius decision arent I?
I go for child birth. Just snook in there at last minute. (Is snook a word?)
Sirius.
Biskit said:that statement has tickled me lol
lol, me too . As did the other part "being streched to 10inch, your whole pelvic spazzing out with feck off huge tummy cramps"
Prolly both painful but id say purly on the length of time a woman has suffer the pain in childbirth clinches the deal 
well im qualified to answer the childbirth thing after having my last on the living room floor with no pain relief what so ever and by god does it hurt, i reckon that the reason contractions only last a minute or two (at the end when its really painful) is so that you can just about stay sane (any longer and you would either throw yourself out of the nearest window or black out) sadly i dont have a bell end or i would have to go and abuse my self with paper just to be able to answer this unbiasedly (is that even a word?) but i deffo reckon its childbirth thats the most painful! Oh and i have heard it said by a few people in the medical profession that childbirth and trying to pass a kidney stone are the two most painfull conditions to have!
Armando has his nip pierced and he's pretty hard when it comes to pain but he nearly fainted with it !!!
I am tempted to do the paper cut but its having the guts to do it, childbirth hits you, youve no choice when or where, maybe armando can attack me from behind Kato style with a sheet of A4 when im least expecting it!!!
the nearest to paper cuts to the nip is cracked nipples from breast feeding, thats pretty damn painfull but still childbirth beats it!!
I am tempted to do the paper cut but its having the guts to do it, childbirth hits you, youve no choice when or where, maybe armando can attack me from behind Kato style with a sheet of A4 when im least expecting it!!!
the nearest to paper cuts to the nip is cracked nipples from breast feeding, thats pretty damn painfull but still childbirth beats it!!
No contest.
If a man is hurt / poorly /suffering, women get to know about it very quickly.
If a woman is hurt / poorly /suffering, they just grit their teeth and get on with it.
Therefore all the woes of the world the male has to endure are obviously much worse than a woman can ever expect to comprehend.
If a man is hurt / poorly /suffering, women get to know about it very quickly.
If a woman is hurt / poorly /suffering, they just grit their teeth and get on with it.
Therefore all the woes of the world the male has to endure are obviously much worse than a woman can ever expect to comprehend.
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PepeLePew said:No contest.
If a man is hurt / poorly /suffering, women get to know about it very quickly.
If a woman is hurt / poorly /suffering, they just grit their teeth and get on with it.
Therefore all the woes of the world the male has to endure are obviously much worse than a woman can ever expect to comprehend.
LOL
Childbirth pah.... isn't that what lunch hours are for ? 60 mins to get the job done & then back to the filing & photocopying there's a good girl
Oh & don;t forget to cook your hubby a nice meal for dinner & warm his slippers 
if you can imagine trying to piss out broken glass while clubber lang is using your lower back as a punchbag...... then that's what passing a kidney stone the hard way (out of the spout lol) feels like....
i took a pic of mine next to an old 5p
i took a pic of mine next to an old 5p
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How about a paper cut actually across the japs eye. Now that's gotta hurt . Have to say that kidney stone must've been a bit grim. Just through the dimensions/stretching thing, Childbirth must be pretty serious in the pain stakes.....Looks like I'm sitting on the fence LOL!
. Have to say that kidney stone must've been a bit grim. Just through the dimensions/stretching thing, Childbirth must be pretty serious in the pain stakes.....Looks like I'm sitting on the fence LOL!Absolutely no contest whatsoever - A Paper Cut to the Bellend
In the Interests of science I tried it last night, and it still hurts now
This morning I shat a melon to see if it is comparable, and it isnt
In the Interests of science I tried it last night, and it still hurts now
This morning I shat a melon to see if it is comparable, and it isnt
