Ok, so does anyone know why it is that women are like buses? I mean, you sit around waiting for one, and then two come along at once and then you're not sure which one to get on?
ARRRRRRRRRGH!
ARRRRRRRRRGH!
Women.
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sweet sensation
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ilovepiano said:Ok, so does anyone know why it is that women are like buses? I mean, you sit around waiting for one, and then two come along at once and then you're not sure which one to get on?
ARRRRRRRRRGH!
Its cos youve given up waiting
Tigger
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What you need to do mate is check the timetables thoroughly cos one might not run on certain days and then you'll have to get the other!
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There she goes again, I swear Sweet hun your brain works in cryptic ways....I mean how does that answer tie into the original post in any way, shape or form
sweet sensation said:Its cos youve given up waiting
There she goes again, I swear Sweet hun your brain works in cryptic ways....I mean how does that answer tie into the original post in any way, shape or form
Jimmy
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Tigger said:What you need to do mate is check the timetables thoroughly cos one might not run on certain days and then you'll have to get the other!
some are prone to oil leaks whilst some need re-sleeving to ensure they pass their MOTT test.
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I understood Sweet perfectly!
Cookie xx
Myk said:There she goes again, I swear Sweet hun your brain works in cryptic ways....I mean how does that answer tie into the original post in any way, shape or form
I understood Sweet perfectly!
Cookie xx
Ok ok, so its my brain ??
Its just he states he sits round "waiting" in his post, then Sweet says "Its because youve given up waiting"
Now I know when a Woman says "yes" it should be taken as a "no" for the most part...but this one lost me all together.
P.S Is it merely a coincidence that youre all women
P.P.S Does the similarity end with the timing or are women also inclined to accept more than one passenger and/or infact are happier to go double decker
Its just he states he sits round "waiting" in his post, then Sweet says "Its because youve given up waiting"
Now I know when a Woman says "yes" it should be taken as a "no" for the most part...but this one lost me all together.
P.S Is it merely a coincidence that youre all women
P.P.S Does the similarity end with the timing or are women also inclined to accept more than one passenger and/or infact are happier to go double decker
I know from experience you should always know which one you are getting on next before you get off one, because you can spend months stranded without transport. Once you've got off one, a great deal of them won't stop and look at you let alone pick you up......
You could always hitch a ride on both and see has the best driver....
You could always hitch a ride on both and see has the best driver....
sweet sensation
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Wasnt gonna bother explaining myself.....but I will cos poor little Myks brain isnt quick enough.....
Youre sat waiting for a bus right...and youve been wating for a while (youve tried the lighting a fag trick with no success) so youre wondering what to do, cos you know the minute you go a bus or 2 will come..:S so you carry on sitting, but youve stopped thinking about waiting for a bus now, you are merely there because of habit. You may start chatting to a fellow person or you will think about something else....but you are no longer thinking of waiting for a bus...and because of this 2 buses will turn up at the same time a) to piss you off and b) to make you make a decision (now we all know how crap men are at making these.. as witnessed in the first post...
j/j btw !) so what do you do.....in many mens cases they probably take too long deciding which one to get on, that both buses sod off and leave him standing there wondering what the hell happened.....
so that is why 2 turn up at the same time.......and why women are like buses (only in the "how to piss men off" catergory and not "looking like a back end of one"...
Sweet xx
P.S Myk - please explain your "here she goes again" sentence ????
Youre sat waiting for a bus right...and youve been wating for a while (youve tried the lighting a fag trick with no success) so youre wondering what to do, cos you know the minute you go a bus or 2 will come..:S so you carry on sitting, but youve stopped thinking about waiting for a bus now, you are merely there because of habit. You may start chatting to a fellow person or you will think about something else....but you are no longer thinking of waiting for a bus...and because of this 2 buses will turn up at the same time a) to piss you off and b) to make you make a decision (now we all know how crap men are at making these..
as witnessed in the first post... j/j btw !) so what do you do.....in many mens cases they probably take too long deciding which one to get on, that both buses sod off and leave him standing there wondering what the hell happened.....so that is why 2 turn up at the same time.......and why women are like buses (only in the "how to piss men off" catergory and not "looking like a back end of one"...
Sweet xx
P.S Myk - please explain your "here she goes again" sentence ????
sweet sensation said:Wasnt gonna bother explaining myself.....but I will cos poor little Myks brain isnt quick enough.....
Youre sat waiting for a bus right...and youve been wating for a while (youve tried the lighting a fag trick with no success) so youre wondering what to do, cos you know the minute you go a bus or 2 will come..:S so you carry on sitting, but youve stopped thinking about waiting for a bus now, you are merely there because of habit. You may start chatting to a fellow person or you will think about something else....but you are no longer thinking of waiting for a bus...and because of this 2 buses will turn up at the same time a) to piss you off and b) to make you make a decision (now we all know how crap men are at making these..
so that is why 2 turn up at the same time.......and why women are like buses (only in the "how to piss men off" catergory and not "looking like a back end of one"...
Sweet xx
P.S Myk - please explain your "here she goes again" sentence ????
Exactly!
sweet sensation said:Wasnt gonna bother explaining myself.....but I will cos poor little Myks brain isnt quick enough.....
Youre sat waiting for a bus right...and youve been wating for a while (youve tried the lighting a fag trick with no success) so youre wondering what to do, cos you know the minute you go a bus or 2 will come..:S so you carry on sitting, but youve stopped thinking about waiting for a bus now, you are merely there because of habit. You may start chatting to a fellow person or you will think about something else....but you are no longer thinking of waiting for a bus...and because of this 2 buses will turn up at the same time a) to piss you off and b) to make you make a decision (now we all know how crap men are at making these..
so that is why 2 turn up at the same time.......and why women are like buses (only in the "how to piss men off" catergory and not "looking like a back end of one"...
Sweet xx
P.S Myk - please explain your "here she goes again" sentence ????
Jesus........Myk m8, arn't you glad like me your not a Woman..... I mean with all that shite to think of....and your only going to catch a bus for feck's sake
Theres no wonder it takes 5 milleniums to choose between the red dress and the blue one when you go to play bingo
See what the ladys dont understand is, we dont have time to worry about if where not waiting for a bus when we really are.
We are far to busy trinig to think out what we have alredy said wrong to you five minutes before, and then we would not be sat at the bus stop in the first place..... remeber, we are only at the bus stop with you as punishment for upseting you in the first place, and whats more......as a punishment, you are draging us up town on the bus to go to New Look to help you pick a new dress
" Red or Blue ".......Nooooooo !!!
Pick the bones out of that ladies
Dj M Jaxx said:Jesus........Myk m8, arn't you glad like me your not a Woman..... I mean with all that shite to think of....and your only going to catch a bus for feck's sake
Theres no wonder it takes 5 milleniums to choose between the red dress and the blue one when you go to play bingo
See what the ladys dont understand is, we dont have time to worry about if where not waiting for a bus when we really are.
We are far to busy trinig to think out what we have alredy said wrong to you five minutes before, and then we would not be sat at the bus stop in the first place..... remeber, we are only at the bus stop with you as punishment for upseting you in the first place, and whats more......as a punishment, you are draging us up town on the bus to go to New Look to help you pick a new dress
" Red or Blue ".......Nooooooo !!!
Pick the bones out of that ladies
Hahaha g'wan there Jaxxy man
Sweet hun, I was getting at the cryptic way in which your mind seems to work...Ive come to that conclusion after being enlightened by many of your wonderful posts e.g the big ben picture with a fishing rod.......that my dear was a classic cryptic deduction and has had me wondering for days just how you came up with Whatyadoinsucka. Having said all the above I think Jaxxy hit a nail on the head. see its not infact you at all Sweet. its just women in general.......totally different species
P.S Just as a side note to the original post...I never need to wait for a bus as I drive a car. Make what you will of this statement.
LMFAO @ Myk
Funny that...... I was sat at the bus stop the other day waiting for my car to arive, It was only when ( I stopped waiting for it ) did I relise, I dont have a car:|
Imagine my self embassment:$ and in front of all the other women waiting............ or not waiting for a bus
I made myself confused now....... I m off for a cat nap, my head hurts
Funny that...... I was sat at the bus stop the other day waiting for my car to arive, It was only when ( I stopped waiting for it ) did I relise, I dont have a car:|
Imagine my self embassment:$ and in front of all the other women waiting............ or not waiting for a bus
I made myself confused now....... I m off for a cat nap, my head hurts
sweet sensation
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Myk said:Hahaha g'wan there Jaxxy man
Sweet hun, I was getting at the cryptic way in which your mind seems to work...Ive come to that conclusion after being enlightened by many of your wonderful posts e.g the big ben picture with a fishing rod.......that my dear was a classic cryptic deduction and has had me wondering for days just how you came up with Whatyadoinsucka. Having said all the above I think Jaxxy hit a nail on the head. see its not infact you at all Sweet. its just women in general.......totally different species
P.S Just as a side note to the original post...I never need to wait for a bus as I drive a car. Make what you will of this statement.
One word of advice Myk oh and Jaxxy
NEVER, EVER, I MEAN EVER TRY AND UNDERSTAND WOMEN
We are a far more intelligent species than males and while youre sat there trying to figure us out, we've already thought of another reason why you cant...
We have the perogative to change our minds whenever we see fit, so if that means trying on the blue dress then the red dress then the blue one again, then thats up to us..and if it wasnt for you men and your secret desires to 'poke' most females that walk the earth and drool over "airbrushed" cover girls, then us women wouldnt need to keep changing our minds as to what we look our best in, not that Im saying in any way shape or form that women ONLY dress for men, but I will admit it plays a part. As it does the same the other way round...which is why we fancy each other (sometimes !!
)And Jaxxy you dont worry while youre sat waiting fo a bus whether its gonna turn up or not, because mens concentration span could not last more than about 30 seconds..
and half the time youve probaly forgotten why youre sat there in the first place..youre more than likely ooooogling some fly poster of Eva whoever she is, thinking about the wank youre gonna have over her that night.. which is why when the 2 buses turn up you cant remember which one you should be getting on...and therefore end up getting on the wrong one and going somewhere where you didnt want to go....but it doesnt matter cos theres plenty more fly posters on the way for you to fantasise about...
and Myk - the fact that you dont wait for a bus is probably the reason why my quick thinking humour went completely over your head...
and to spend days pondering over my 'Whatyadoinsucka' cryptic message....well what can I say you need to get out more !! and Jaxxy - New Look ???
:| you could have at least said Top Shop !! Sweet xx
P.S I do enjoy these bantering threads....
LMFAO @ Sweet
But one question........ who is Eva ??????
and....... top shop, I thought you had more class dear
Point of argument no
1) why do girls say they only take time making inportant (lol )dissitions on what to wear becaus its all for there partner. When most of there time, there busy telling there friends " He never pays any atention to me when I get my hair done
2) why do wonen need so many bags and shoes, just so they can collect dust in a cupbord, and finaly be passed on to charity shops so there friends can buy them at a cheeper price
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But one question........ who is Eva ??????
and....... top shop, I thought you had more class dear
Point of argument no
1) why do girls say they only take time making inportant (lol )dissitions on what to wear becaus its all for there partner. When most of there time, there busy telling there friends " He never pays any atention to me when I get my hair done
2) why do wonen need so many bags and shoes, just so they can collect dust in a cupbord, and finaly be passed on to charity shops so there friends can buy them at a cheeper price
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because mens concentration span could not last more than about 30 seconds.. and half the time youve probaly forgotten why youre sat there in the first place..
Ermmmmm is this not what you said women do in the first place when a bus does not turn up
It's a hard life beeing male
sweet sensation
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Dj M Jaxx said:
Evas that bra women....Hertiiiigoooovannnna or summink like that !
I was being ironic hun...I dont know..too bloody quick for you men !!
1) why do girls say they only take time making inportant (lol )dissitions on what to wear becaus its all for there partner. When most of there time, there busy telling there friends " He never pays any atention to me when I get my hair done
2) why do wonen need so many bags and shoes, just so they can collect dust in a cupbord, and finaly be passed on to charity shops so there friends can buy them at a cheeper price
No1 - We do these thngs just to see if a man wil notice if we look any different, but as I said before about cncentration span, they never do. A man wouldnt even notice if we turned up with blue hair and a big arrow pointing to it..they say "theres something different about you but I cant work out what ??" altho you would probably notice if we had a boob job...:S
No2 - Lol !! We're beng practical about bags and shoes, where else would the dust go otherwise and retail therapy is the way forward...
But whats always puzzled me is why men have so many socks and boxers when they always end up wearing the same pair for a month anyway ! 
because mens concentration span could not last more than about 30 seconds.. and half the time youve probaly forgotten why youre sat there in the first place..
Ermmmmm is this not what you said women do in the first place when a bus does not turn up
It's a hard life beeing male
When did I say that about women ????
A hard life being male - you dont know youre born, its harder beng a woman cos we have to put up with you men..
and dont even get me started on periods.....:| so there jaxxy - stick that in your pipe and smoke it...P
Sweet xx
