Boys I would honestly leave it at that
'Leave the bus parked at the depo'
Top male quote - 'Owt for an easy life' lollolol
'Leave the bus parked at the depo'
Top male quote - 'Owt for an easy life' lollolol
Women.
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I cudn't have put it better meself hun!!!
Men u don't ur born, mind u if I ever come back it wudn't b as a bloke!!!
Men u don't ur born, mind u if I ever come back it wudn't b as a bloke!!!
sweet sensation
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ste huxley said:Boys I would honestly leave it at that
'Leave the bus parked at the depo'
Top male quote - 'Owt for an easy life' lollolol
Chicken !!!
Thats it fellas give up, you know youve lost !!!
Right Im not going to go into this any further, it seems you ladies "think" you got it all under control. Im not gonna mention the fact that youve been living in the shadow of "man" untill this last century, needless to say youll come back with "its because youre actually physically weaker" arguement, which is a worthless point anyway taking into account that if you were really more "intelligent" you would have worked a way around being the underdog for the last 2000 years or so.
Im not even going to bother asking why "usually" women react and indeed seem to like men more if said man is a little off-hand with them and tend only to abuse good kind natured men.
The fact you all feel you must impress us says a lot to me, I mean isnt that like trying to suck up the the boss........
Anyway as I said Im not going to carry on
P.S You know I love you all really
Im not even going to bother asking why "usually" women react and indeed seem to like men more if said man is a little off-hand with them and tend only to abuse good kind natured men.
The fact you all feel you must impress us says a lot to me, I mean isnt that like trying to suck up the the boss........
Anyway as I said Im not going to carry on
P.S You know I love you all really
sweet sensation
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Here we go another chicken !
About men being weaker, theres no point me mentioning it, cos its an unspoken fact....
and about women being the underdogs - we just let you believe that, and please note we are slowly letting you know we are here and aint going anywhere....we just dont want you to be bombarded cos we know you couldnt handle all that info in one go..
And Im not trying to impress anyone...you take me as I am, what you see is what you get and all that..like it or lump it...
Oh and one other thing - it has been proven the reason why men have nipples is that in the womb, every foetus is female until a certain stage in development...which also explains why women progress quicker than men in everyway of life...and that is why men strive for more power cos they are at a disadvantage from day 1..... 
thats all you all have to do now is come to terms with this and admit it...
Sweet (over and out) xx
P.S I supose I love you all too, only cos you have a third leg !! 
About men being weaker, theres no point me mentioning it, cos its an unspoken fact....
and about women being the underdogs - we just let you believe that, and please note we are slowly letting you know we are here and aint going anywhere....we just dont want you to be bombarded cos we know you couldnt handle all that info in one go..
And Im not trying to impress anyone...you take me as I am, what you see is what you get and all that..like it or lump it...
Oh and one other thing - it has been proven the reason why men have nipples is that in the womb, every foetus is female until a certain stage in development...which also explains why women progress quicker than men in everyway of life...and that is why men strive for more power cos they are at a disadvantage from day 1.....
thats all you all have to do now is come to terms with this and admit it... Sweet (over and out) xx
P.S I supose I love you all too, only cos you have a third leg !!
sweet sensation
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I've been watching this thread with Interest and watching the men drop before the combined force of Joker, Sweet and Cookie. Before princess pixie appears I'm gonna put my 2 pence into the mix.
Why men are better than woman:
1) Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women deteriorate during the night.
2) A man is a person who will pay £2 for a £1 item he wants. A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't want.
3) A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
Conclusive evidence I feel !!! Still not convinced????
When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, and biological changes.The nature and degree of these changes varies with the individual. Menopause in a man provokes a uniform reaction -- he buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for a Porsche. Which is better I ask?
Women socialise in the poo poo room... how sick is that. Someones having a poo and your chatting... dirty dirty dirty.Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons. Men in toilets will never speak a word to each other, cause we are normal.
When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out. When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she WILL be ready to go out, as soon as she finds her earrings, finishes putting on her makeup...
I'm gonna to stop there cause I believe I've offered conclusive proof of womans inferiority
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Fug
"Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats"
Why men are better than woman:
1) Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women deteriorate during the night.
2) A man is a person who will pay £2 for a £1 item he wants. A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't want.
3) A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
Conclusive evidence I feel !!! Still not convinced????
When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, and biological changes.The nature and degree of these changes varies with the individual. Menopause in a man provokes a uniform reaction -- he buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for a Porsche. Which is better I ask?
Women socialise in the poo poo room... how sick is that. Someones having a poo and your chatting... dirty dirty dirty.Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons. Men in toilets will never speak a word to each other, cause we are normal.
When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out. When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she WILL be ready to go out, as soon as she finds her earrings, finishes putting on her makeup...
I'm gonna to stop there cause I believe I've offered conclusive proof of womans inferiority
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Fug
"Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats"
ive got 1 for ya lol
do u think a woman could have banged together a site like this?
i dont think so no - so there ya go case closed get back to the kitchen women n leave us men to sort the things of importance in life
psst i hope ur gonna back me up here fella's lol
do u think a woman could have banged together a site like this?
i dont think so no - so there ya go case closed get back to the kitchen women n leave us men to sort the things of importance in life
psst i hope ur gonna back me up here fella's lol
I'll back ya up butty...
Q. How do you know its time to wash the dishes?
A. Look in your pants, if you see a penis then its not time !!!
;-)
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Fug
Q. How do you know its time to wash the dishes?
A. Look in your pants, if you see a penis then its not time !!!
;-)
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Fug
fugjostle said:
Quotin jokes is not evidence, jus proves that men can't think 4 themselves
fugjostle said:
All this proves is that woman r complicated beings full of deep emotional feelings & men r easily pleased!!!!
fugjostle said:
At least we have the brain power 2 socialise, so tell me fugy m8 wot do men talk bout I've always wondered cos they've usually used their word quota up by 10am!!!!
fugjostle said:
Nah it don't m8, cos y is it we always have 2 wait around 4 u 2 find ur car keys, stereo front, wallet etc etc
fugjostle said:I'm gonna to stop there cause I believe I've offered conclusive proof of womans inferiority
U gonna have 2 better than that m8!!!!
butty said:ive got 1 for ya lol
do u think a woman could have banged together a site like this?
i dont think so no - so there ya go case closed get back to the kitchen women n leave us men to sort the things of importance in life
psst i hope ur gonna back me up here fella's lol
u might have banged it together m8 but it's us women that have kept it goin
"At least we have the brain power 2 socialise, so tell me fugy m8 wot do men talk bout I've always wondered cos they've usually used their word quota up by 10am!!!!"
We solve the world's problems in private man places
I've always wondered if the sound of a splash or grunt throws the conversation off in the loo's?
hehe... I'm shutting up cause all men have backed away under their rocks and left me to take a beating :$
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fug
We solve the world's problems in private man places
I've always wondered if the sound of a splash or grunt throws the conversation off in the loo's?
hehe... I'm shutting up cause all men have backed away under their rocks
and left me to take a beating :$ ---
fug
fugjostle said:
We solve the world's problems in private man places
So u do talk 2 each other in the toilets then????
fugjostle said:
We don't splash or grunt we leave 2 the men!!!
fugjostle said:
hehe... I'm shutting up cause all men have backed away under their rocks
Wise idea m8
woody
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The Joker said:
erm, yes and no actually.....we don't go to the toilet purposly to chat (and we rarely go in pairs)
but the unwritten rule of the mens lavvy is that you can only speak to another dood at the same stage as u
ie both waiting in the queue or both takin a leak etc
"ahhh fookin ell I needed that"
"tellin yer mate"
etc
ps woody's top tip- your indispensable guide, to a better life!!
ever been at a friends or relative's and needed to erm..push one out?
instead of making a loud "splash" wrap some bog roll round your hand about 5 times and the chuck it across the water...now when u do your dump....
"ta da"
No Splash!!!!
Bo!!!
woody said:
ps woody's top tip- your indispensable guide, to a better life!!
ever been at a friends or relative's and needed to erm..push one out?
instead of making a loud "splash" wrap some bog roll round your hand about 5 times and the chuck it across the water...now when u do your dump....
"ta da"
No Splash!!!!
Bo!!!
Dam...... I thought that was my trick
woody
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