At least you got one though chick
yeah i spose, but for comedy value and shock factor it was great
At least you got one though chick
It's the only day of the year I deliberately do not do something special. Not saying I do something special everyday, but there's no reason why I shouldn't make effort when I can.
Whatever I do on Valentines day makes me feel cheesy.
Lol, our kids birthday is on the day after Valentines Day and he deliberately makes a point of displaying all his cards on the windowsill, trying to make him look like some sort of super stud-muffin love God .... the tit
Me too sam, been a while!
I guess it helps having a girlfriend or piss taking mates
I can't remember the last time i got a card, no one loves me
i fort id treat my beatch to a day at the health spa the full bollocks and then a meal but my mate got his girl a rampant rabbit from ann summers and i dont know weather to get her one?? shes said shed love one but i duno???
i fort id treat my beatch to a day at the health spa the full bollocks and then a meal but my mate got his girl a rampant rabbit from ann summers and i dont know weather to get her one?? shes said shed love one but i duno???
Get her a rabbit, that should be enough for her
I always do it right
My problem is that I am too thoughtful & caring (lol if you can believe that).. I always get burnt for it...
I love the thought that goes into a gift... it has to come from the heart or not at all imo... I'd be mortified if someone ever got me vouchers for xmas or summat... it's never about the money, it's about the thought & the care that's gone into it... like someone has actually sat down & considered how to bring a smile to someones face or make them catch their breath & touch their heart.... at least that's how I think about presents & surprises...
I'm off to check if I still have a penis... :$
I bought my bro vouchers for xmas this year as i knew he wanted clothes and i thought he was gona love goin shoppin with his mates and spending them. I would've bought him clothes but i knew he'd love the whole "shoppin with his mtes in machester" scenario so it was the perfect pressie.I always do it right
My problem is that I am too thoughtful & caring (lol if you can believe that).. I always get burnt for it...
I love the thought that goes into a gift... it has to come from the heart or not at all imo... I'd be mortified if someone ever got me vouchers for xmas or summat... it's never about the money, it's about the thought & the care that's gone into it... like someone has actually sat down & considered how to bring a smile to someones face or make them catch their breath & touch their heart.... at least that's how I think about presents & surprises...
I'm off to check if I still have a penis... :$
I bought my bro vouchers for xmas this year as i knew he wanted clothes and i thought he was gona love goin shoppin with his mates and spending them. I would've bought him clothes but i knew he'd love the whole "shoppin with his mtes in machester" scenario so it was the perfect pressie.
In the words of that miserable looking twat outta Black 'Baby, life's what you make it'.