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Dj M Jaxx

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BO !!!!!

Nice move fella....... I feel the dark force will fall by noon, and all that will be left is the memorie of a once secondry race !!!

Now then..... wno's for some Mr Kippling cakes & a big pot of Earl grey :p
 

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Do not under estimate the power of the darkside. PMT leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to bakery, bakery leads to the darkside.

btw... I'll love a cuppa and if you have any battenburg it would be most appreciated ;)

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Dj M Jaxx said:
Nar m8.....Just keeping quiet, and saying nothing

Thats why Men always win in the end:p

I was going to put something along these lines last night..but couldn't work out how to tell the ladies that's what was going on without actually saying so..if you get my drift..as in jaxx, by telling 'em that you've not actually kept quiet and said nothing..

in future I think a gentle nod between the lads will let us know that we're all on the same wavelength..and leave the ladies to bask in there glory (that we've kindly provided)
 

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lol grad, never a truer word spoken. Didn't think you'd chip in cause sweet will castrate u while you sleep ;)

We smile and go quiet and the girls think we are sulking when in fact we are basking in our superiority :) :) :)

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grad said:
I was going to put something along these lines last night..but couldn't work out how to tell the ladies that's what was going on without actually saying so..if you get my drift..as in jaxx, by telling 'em that you've not actually kept quiet and said nothing..

in future I think a gentle nod between the lads will let us know that we're all on the same wavelength..and leave the ladies to bask in there glory (that we've kindly provided)

Nod Nod;)
 

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fugjostle said:
Human male brains are, on average, approximately 10 % larger than female ones :)


Research confirming that the brains of men and women are somewhat different. Studies show that human male brains are, on average, approximately 10 percent larger than female brains. Certain brain areas in women, however, contain more nerve cells.

We must pay special interest on the amount of “gray matter,” the part of the brain that allows us to think. The researchers wanted to know if women have as much gray matter as men or more to make up for the smaller brains. Later, it was proven that women have 55.4 percent gray matter, vs. 50.8 in men.

Men listen with only one side of their brains, while women use both, according to information on brain imaging presented in November 2002, at the 86th Scientific Assembly and Annual Meeting of the Radiological Society of North America (RSNA).

:p :p :p :p
 
Jimmy said:
More like to keep Adam happy cos he was going blind ........

Discussion open .......

LMAO @ Jim - :thumbsup:

Right - I've asked a group of lads in my office for their thoughts on this topic....

The concensus was:

"Women - can't live with 'em, can't piss on 'em either"

Whereas I think they are beautiful creatures that challenge, infuriate and inspire us blokes all at the same time :thumbsup:
 

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If u need any more proof here it is!!!

Seven Biblical, Philosophical, and Theological Proofs Confirming
the Superiority of Women over Men

Four Biblical Proofs:
The First One - from the temporal order of creation,
God, creating everything from nothing, started with chaotic and inert matter and gradually proceeded toward a more perfect being. That is enough. The conclusion should be evident to a knowledgeable reader.

The Second One - from the quality of the material.
Clay was quite sufficient to create man, but a much more sophisticated material was needed to create woman.

The Third One - from behavioral traits.
Satan had to employ all of his intelligence to convince Eve, but for Adam a simple order "Eat it!" was sufficient.

The Fourth One - from the severity of the punishment.
a) The more intelligent is the culprit, the more justified is the severe punishment. Eve's punishment, subjection to Adam, is extremely humiliating for an intelligent creature.
b) This agonizing state of affairs is clearly provoked by sin. Judging from the behavior of Adam (see Third Proof above), woman was not subject to man in the Garden of Paradise right after creation.

Two Philosophical Proofs:
The Fifth One - from external appearance:
Man occupies an intermediate position between animals and angels. Who look more like angels, men or women! Any further comment is superfluous.

The Sixth One - from intuition.
St. Thomas Aquinas admitted that women have a better intuitive knowledge than men, therefore, they are closer to angels in the dynamism of their minds,

One Theological Proof:
The Seventh One - from the humility of Our Lord.
In order to give us an example of humility, Our Lord took on the body of man
 
The Joker said:
If u need any more proof here it is!!!

The Second One - from the quality of the material.
Clay was quite sufficient to create man, but a much more sophisticated material was needed to create woman.


Only so it could stand up to the copious amount of war paint and chemicals that women buyin copious quantites honestly beleiving that an extract from the oompa lumpaa tree will really make time go backwards"

N whats more alarming is that women buy it and quickly find out that its a load.

Furthermore to proove that the capacity for learning from their mistakes is sumwhat dubious they go out n buy the next lot of cream blindly hoping for the same......

How does that work ?
 

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Jimmy said:
Only so it could stand up to the copious amount of war paint and chemicals that women buyin copious quantites honestly beleiving that an extract from the oompa lumpaa tree will really make time go backwards"

N whats more alarming is that women buy it and quickly find out that its a load.

Furthermore to proove that the capacity for learning from their mistakes is sumwhat dubious they go out n buy the next lot of cream blindly hoping for the same......

How does that work ?

Cos out there sumwhere is right combo 2 make time go backwards :p :p :p :p :p :p
 
I think adam did and look what happened we wouldn't be here today if he didn't

But here we go again it all point to the man leading the way and the women bringing up the rear (lol) then improving our first attempt and claiming superiority....

A-Ha another example of their shallow mindedness never looking at the big picture ......... 52" please Mr TV Man ? does it play at slow speed for the money shot ...........