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Not had one about these for a bit. Right tomoz night Jonno and I (if that okay mon cherie lol) are going to have a cocktail evening- think daft umbrellas, cherries on sticks, me in shoulder pads, Jonno slapping my asre and telling me i look mighty fine whilst sporting a big tash. I am after a...

I am all for those ace things in life that you get a kick out of but cost nowt. Here is two i can think of. Fresh bed sheets- i bloody love getting into a crisp freshly made bed. Another, and better as it takes no productivity (which admitidly the bed sheets thang does) is holding off a wee...

How come, if i pick something out of my eye, some sleep or something- i have to check it out. Same as a bogey- you can't help give it a right good sken if its been difficult to remove and feels a bit special lol. Also, when i floss my teeth- how come i have a little smell of the strip- same as...

For me, i don't think it gets much better than home made fat chips, on Warb's toaster with butter (not marg!) and lots of sea-salt. Whats your fave simple food. :)

I sleep on my front, no pillow- i use my arms as support. Have done for years, but this last week its started to give me neck and shoulder ache. Whats your preff. The most common one i am gonna try myself and adopt as my own. :)

Oh God, its been in the post for friggin ages- after years of relative calm me and my 'best' friend have had a barny over the blower. She phones me, in the usual bad mood which i have to coax her out of, when i ask her where she has been shes like 'nowhere', what you up to this weekend i ask...

Right, as of the 15th next month i will have more money then sense, thanks to making a fair stack off the selling of my house (and moving in with Jonno who lucky enough also bought at the right time, and him being dead kind and giving me half of his lol). Although we are planning to do some...

Well done Jen, 10,000 posts- all qwality as well- you go girl! :)

Do you have one of these in your kitchen? We call ours the 'drawer of doom' lol. If anyone can't find something, guarenteed its in the drawer of doom. This drawer is so full of shit its untrue. All stuff that is completly useless, never used yet i can't throw it away incase its needed at a later...

God i love scratchcards, can you belive that i only got into them this last few weeks? Jonno bought me one for some reason when he went to the offy a bit back -at first i scoffed at his chavvy gift, but my God the quick buzz i got when the coin hit the card wa amazing. Now i do about 2 a week, i...

Right, at the beggining of this- the sample 'this is a journey into sound, st steriophonic sound' does it cut of there or does it have the added 'steriophonic sound for dance music' on it. I reck it does but spazzo Jonno is saying not. God he is so thick he makes me cringe with embarrassment for...

Does anyone have a copy of this i could borrow for Weds night. I have tried to buy a copy but it might not comein time. It would have to be from someone in the North Westy region- i am in Withnell, Chorley. I can drive and pick it up tomoz eve, and drop it back off again Thurs night. Cheers in...

Has anyone taken a look at this book? I have borrowed it of my younger sister, who is only 17 yet turning into some scary mary cool thang right before my eyes (when exactly did she get breasts, let alone such a great sense of humour). Anyway, its called Post Secret and its (put together) by...

You know, grass and shit. I used to think its becuase they were poorly and it was to make them sick, now i am thinking that they are just stupid, eat it and that in itself make s the poorly. And kitty experts in the house? :)

How bad are theese people. I mean, not only do they try and force daft crap down your neck like bunion cusions or great big flying saucer things to put round kids heads to stop shampoo tantrums, but they also think its okay to get you to part with a ten spot for about 50mls of oven cleaner, just...

at the clap clinic, cos i dunno you work there so you are obviously not supposed to pass on patient info, would you tell them? :)

Lol what a daft cow i am. I have just wasted half an hour trying to locate the apparant cat piss in my house, when as it goes its the vase of lillies in the front room. I don't know lol. :)

of starvation, which bit of your body would you eat first. I reck i would just do slithers offava my thigh, then you have a bit of scab to pick at as well to pass the time. Also, i reck eating a bit of your bum flesh would be alright as you don't use it for much, not like the rest of your...

I am supposed to be meeting my personal trainer 'Santos' at 9.30 for a fitness test, probs is i am still a bit drunk i think from last night. I feel like shit and don't want to go. My head is all achy and fuzzy, plus i feel all weak. If at least one person agrees its wrong to go then i won't...

I know you're not supposed to- but i am playing lots of great things tonight from 8-9 on the radio thingy. :cops: