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Wow! We have an absolutely gorgeous little girl called Jemima. She is really amazingly cute, and she was born with a Mohawk that’s about an inch tall! She has great big hair and the most lovely face ever. She was bloody big too, just short of 10lbs- and so easy to give birth to, the midwife only...

What do you reck to chocoalte and shit that sways off the old tar path? I am thinking Peanut Lion bars/Chunky Kitkat, Dark Kit Kats (them lemon ones a few years back were ace) that kind of shiznit. I reck overall that they are a good thing, espesh when done for a limited time. Any suggestions...

ColaBOY, 41 today- an issue for trade descriptions me thinks;) . Happy birthday anyway you old fuck!

Can anyone with offspring take a few minwahs to do this. Of course i know its absolute nonsense, but its also bizarre in that its actually right in every example i have given it :axe:. My friend has also done it with both herself and her sister, friends etc and its always right. With just a...

Jonno, what with his damaged brain, likes to leave odd feedback for peeps on ebay. He just did one for some daft lightpull i bought. As the woman was hasseling him for feedback, he left it saying 'this item was so ace my wife shat herself when she saw it'. Another time, a bloke who he bought a...

22 eh, you look about 18 you lucky fuck! Have a great day:thumbsup:

There used to be this guy who lived on the next steet to mine when i was growing up. He had a gingerish mullet and always, always wore a white muscle vest. He also always wore light blue stonewashed jeans and had lots of 'gewd' on his bod. Quite a few rings, perhaps a medallion that sat proudly...

I defrosted some mince yesterday, with the intention of making cottage pie. I don't want that now. Any ideas for what i can make with it? I fancied moussaka, but like a reet bastard it should be lamb not beef. I have already had spag bol once this week, and i made a lasagne for lunch with the...

Its dead simple, just don't cheat by google-ing it of i will break your faaaarkin legs! An easy one to start: A heaven, a gateway, a hope Just like a feeling inside, its no joke And though it hurts me to treat you this way Betrayed by words, Id never heard, too hard to say If you get it...

Or at the very least shagging away from home- what a twat! I love the line in the (crap) song- 'I wanna honour your mother, i wanna learn from your pop'. What do you reck he did wrong to lose 'The 2 that he loved'. YouTube - The 2 that mean everything to me.

Okay okay so i am like ages behind, but i watched this (finally) last night. For me, the worst but is the naked lift scene with the fist lol- as i reck its worse on the cringe factor with a small audience where you get eye contact and shit. Jonno recks actually going into the conference is...

Gewd, i feel so tight and being off hand with these people- but why oh why put Asian people with limited Eng on customer service lines for the UK? Obv i know the reason, but seriously, when your stressed over being over charged (SKY = wankers) then it makes it so much harder. I just spent 10...

How come the Askjeeves thing is going through all the old threads i started? :confused: What is everyone looking at on the FOA Saysay and Joker thread started by Miss Deedz? It ended last October, and has nothing in it as such- yet if you ever go at the 'who's online' thing there is usually...

What do you reck to this then? I love it i do, last year i got my mon cherie about 10 cards- i hid them lots of places, in the microwave, in his lunch box, posted one to work that kind of thing so he got them all day. This year i might make one:heart: I love Valentines day, its nice to go ott...

Anyone watch this prog on Sky? I love the old presenter best- this new one doesn't shit stir enough lol. Even the soft rock theme tune is qerwality!:cool: I would also just like to point out to any Dog the Bounty Hunter fans that his new 'sidey's' on series three are friggin ridic. He has...

Lol i thought i had too much junk in my trunk! :cops: Allie Is Wired: Search results for coco This ws on one of the sleb sites i go on. Jeez its just wrong.

1, Memebrs Digthemusic and Wildpitch? 2, The option to return to chillout on the bottom of threads? 3, Walkers max crisps/ Frazzle multi-packs in supermarches? 4, Quality cars such as Capri's? Spotted one last week and it had style with a capital S. 5, Lol white dog shit (i know, i know- its...

At the mo i can't get enough of Sherbert Fountains. I bin the liquorice and just eat the white stuff. The best way to do it is to make sure at least half the back is nicely crumbled (there should be no lumps, it has to be like smooth chalk)- easily done but squashing it in the tube, then (this...

Anyone watching this? We forgot last night:condom: , after waiting for it- and now have to wait till Monday for the repeat. Apparantly its v good- as addictive as Lost. I need summat lol as BB is about to finish, and i have finished Twin Peaks season 1, and have yet to get my mitts on season 2. :)

Lol one of my new yeasr rezzy's was to write more lists. What i mean by this is a way of getting more organised. I write a list of the days jobs, cross the ones i have done off then the next day carry over any unfinished ones. I also have long term lists, shite like paint a piece of furniture...