val
i can quite honestly say in all my time on god's earth i don't think i've ever quite come across a character like your goodself. now i've met a few from your low down smackrat who's main aim in life is to score a ten for a bag o brown right up to some very posh bird from stow on the wold who was a ac relation to some royal or other who was very pissed in the first class carriage of some train and kept trying to show me and my mate her knickers while handing US her diamond necklace at the same time. i've met a lot in between these generic opposites. but you val you are a unique character. now whether you're taking the piss with some of this random tomfooleryesque nonsense about sleeping in queen elizabeths bed and suchlike crap i cannot comment. however if it is your main aim in life to see me then i will be at the next h/days so get someone to point me and my bretheren of wigan our and come and have a chat(i can't say fairer than that can i), i assure you val you will neither find me to be a)strange. b)the man of your dreams. c) have remotely anything in common with you. or d)worth talking to for more than 5 minutes.
but thats life val and we must carry on.
carry on
oh and cam bluegrass was a nice piece of revenge for your shady vip room trick. arf,arf,arf