er it's weasy
just tell us about your shittest jump. nothin' to it. doesn't have to be fat, just crap.
just tell us about your shittest jump. nothin' to it. doesn't have to be fat, just crap.
Someone has to lower the tone on here
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ok well here goes ahaha
name: forgot lol i'll edit when i remember
status:considered very desirable male to get ya claws into
location of pull :leicester city centre
location of shag: my house :$
this guy i decided to participate in some hot action with due to me splitting from a long term ex and as he was well sort after i decided to see what all the fuss was about
. so had a boogie took him home, got him in my bed stripped off thought right lets see what ya made of, he was busy with me for about an hour top to toe i started to get a little impatient so i ripped off his boxers about to give him a blow job and
the word to describe it was a worm :| i paused and watched his face go red, i knew this bloke was too good to be true but after lots of oral i thought id give him the benefit of the doubt see what he could do with this little worm of his , well it was in for about 2mins i felt like i was the mersey tunnel with a shitty thomas tank engine chuggin in n out.
game over in 2mins crap fookin spoilt his reputation had to be done, just goes to show that him upstairs is stingy with the brains and cock size when it comes to lush men and women in some cases. funny thing is saw him at my house about 2 yrs down the line when hed returned with another boyfriend of mine whom i was livin with at the time...he made a quick exit claimin he didnt know me :$
name: forgot lol i'll edit when i remember
status:considered very desirable male to get ya claws into
location of pull :leicester city centre
location of shag: my house :$
this guy i decided to participate in some hot action with due to me splitting from a long term ex and as he was well sort after i decided to see what all the fuss was about
. so had a boogie took him home, got him in my bed stripped off thought right lets see what ya made of, he was busy with me for about an hour top to toe i started to get a little impatient so i ripped off his boxers about to give him a blow job and the word to describe it was a worm :| i paused and watched his face go red, i knew this bloke was too good to be true but after lots of oral i thought id give him the benefit of the doubt see what he could do with this little worm of his
, well it was in for about 2mins i felt like i was the mersey tunnel with a shitty thomas tank engine chuggin in n out.game over in 2mins crap fookin spoilt his reputation had to be done, just goes to show that him upstairs is stingy with the brains and cock size when it comes to lush men and women in some cases. funny thing is saw him at my house about 2 yrs down the line when hed returned with another boyfriend of mine whom i was livin with at the time...he made a quick exit claimin he didnt know me :$
shooms !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Valentinodeb get them up if there mingers hun, no harm in being an honest woman, im sure there are plenty women who have nobbed a really rank guy they just aint got the balls to put it .................. thats why there women
he werent rank thou , gorgeous he was just let me down in the trouser department couldnt marry a man like that with a worm then i would shag about wouldnt i for the rest of my married life throu frustration.
and with regards to mingin men no
never
couldnt marry a man like that with a worm then i would shag about wouldnt i for the rest of my married life throu frustration.and with regards to mingin men no
never Ever thought he was quite well endowed its just you thats too big ? lmfao
on a serious not, you havent live if you aint shagged an ugly bloke, I should know im dead
lmfao on a serious not, you havent live if you aint shagged an ugly bloke, I should know im dead
glad this was ressurected
Can I just say that the above post is my favourite of all-time in all my years on here. I can't stop laughing whenever I read it. Some of my female friends even say 'susan scabbyknickers' now in homage to this thread
WAFC said:
Can I just say that the above post is my favourite of all-time in all my years on here. I can't stop laughing whenever I read it. Some of my female friends even say 'susan scabbyknickers' now in homage to this thread
r u implying mr cam that i hav a bucket fannycam said:Ever thought he was quite well endowed its just you thats too big ?
on a serious not, you havent live if you aint shagged an ugly bloke, I should know im dead
XValentinadobeX said:r u implying mr cam that i hav a bucket fanny
hun you said that not me but that was the impkications but I was joking hun, im sure its like the eye of a needle in reality XValentinadobeX said:r u implying mr cam that i hav a bucket fanny
LOL
What, like a KFC bucket?
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Good thread, funny, wacky, out there, bizarre, keep it up, keep it up
Oh, by the way,
I've never shagged anyone and regretted it, although I think I once fucked a sofa, as I was a bit too drunk, and just might have imagined there was a bird on it, and there might just not have been, but the cushion felt good to me, so alls well that ends well eh?
Sofa-so-good
Name: Dawn
Status: 35 yr old Divorcee
location of pull :Workin in a supermarket (i was 17)
Location of shag: In the walk in Fridge at work
weight: Cant be sure but super tits though
Was she a good jump though : She scared the f*** outta me!! Sucked like a Dyson and rode me like i was a bouncy castle
She had split from her hubby about a year before and i had just started at this supermarket. There was a kinda atraction to her but it was a dirty one - you know like the girl at school you and ya mates all practiced on but no-one wanted her as their bird.Any way on late shift loadsa flirtin (one way!) Went to pack stuff away in this big walk in fridge , she came in behind me, shut door and dropped to her knees and went to town on me todger :| . By that time it could of be Mary Whitehouse suckin me dick, there was no going back. :$ Any way did the dirty FAST came out of fridge to find some of me work mates pissin themselves laughin - apparently she had done this before :| :|
I left a week later lol
and yes i did it again after work one night - well it was free!!
Status: 35 yr old Divorcee
location of pull :Workin in a supermarket (i was 17)
Location of shag: In the walk in Fridge at work
weight: Cant be sure but super tits though
Was she a good jump though : She scared the f*** outta me!! Sucked like a Dyson and rode me like i was a bouncy castle
She had split from her hubby about a year before and i had just started at this supermarket. There was a kinda atraction to her but it was a dirty one - you know like the girl at school you and ya mates all practiced on but no-one wanted her as their bird.Any way on late shift loadsa flirtin (one way!) Went to pack stuff away in this big walk in fridge , she came in behind me, shut door and dropped to her knees and went to town on me todger :| . By that time it could of be Mary Whitehouse suckin me dick, there was no going back. :$ Any way did the dirty FAST came out of fridge to find some of me work mates pissin themselves laughin - apparently she had done this before :| :|
I left a week later lol
and yes i did it again after work one night - well it was free!!
birds at work
jesus mucker, thats a whole new topic that one.Nathan, as for susan scabbyknickers.where i've got that from fella is there was a bird who i went to school with who actually had that nickname. apparently she lost her knickers as the girls were getting changed for PE and apperently when they were found there was ment to be the crusty tops of scabs inside them. unfortunatley for that girl her name was susan.
jesus mucker, thats a whole new topic that one.Nathan, as for susan scabbyknickers.where i've got that from fella is there was a bird who i went to school with who actually had that nickname. apparently she lost her knickers as the girls were getting changed for PE and apperently when they were found there was ment to be the crusty tops of scabs inside them. unfortunatley for that girl her name was susan.
